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Where are these from? |
Posted by: henry90lx - 02-11-2009, 02:50 PM - Forum: Free Beer and Hot Wings Forum
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Two drops I have not heard in a while and wanted to get them either from a podcast I have or from the original source if any one knows it.
1. "Of all the i diot people, in all the i diot villages, in all the i diot world, you sir stand alone"
2. "I would punch that bitch in the stomach so hard, you wouldn
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I wrote a story. |
Posted by: doktor - 02-11-2009, 02:44 PM - Forum: I can't wait to talk about........
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It all started so long ago, in a cabin built on the edge of cliff. My friend, mentor, and inventor of fire, Jedi Hans, built that cabin as cabin-like as he could get without his no arms. NO ARMS HE HAD! And that is the story I shall tell you
Once my he had lived in town, and what a shit town it was, Jedi decided it was time to leave that horrible place and so he stripped off his clothes and ran into the woods naked as the day he was born.
He ran through the trees for three days until he collapsed in a clearing, and in this clearing was a lion. Jedi, still exhausted from running for 3 days challenged the lion, he strangled the lion with his bear hands then headbutt till it died. He ripped open the lion, emptied it, and climbed inside. He made the skin into a suit which he wore every second of everyday. He spent the next week or so banging hot lionesses, eating and strangled and headbutting anything he wasn't balls deep in, most of which were buffalo and more gee deeed lions, it's like holy shit there's too many lions here.
As he spent his days living like an animal he eventually thought he was one.
It was very sad actually. He found his way back into town eventually as a mindless rodent of Satan's fury. He began stealing things, like songs from the interwebs, and glances. However he was caught red-pawed by the Sheriff, not knowing, in all honesty, what to make of this lionman. So he cut off his arms. His own arms, he was THAT confused by Lionman. Then Lionman became the sheriff. Crime ceased almost immediately.
I say almost because like always, there is someone who is slow. They paid with their lives and anal virginity, as Lionman raped and decapitated them at the same time. Lionman brought forth a new era of peace with nature during this time. People started looking out for each other and marrying beavers, mostly for the money. But then, tragedy struck one day when Lionman was patrolling Mane Street. The Piranhas decided they had been gettin a raw deal recently and started fighting back.
They built a large barrel on treads and began going around eating people bt tricking them to dive into the barrel. Lionman knew only one way to stop them. By strangling them. He pounced on the barrel, trying to find its throat to strangle, but alas all he did was tip the barrel over and fall amongst the gasping piranhas. Seeing the real threat he began strangling the piranhas themselves!!! However the biggest advantage the piranhas has was Lionman couldn't strangle them all at once, and he dare not attempt to rape them. So as he killed one they ambushed him tearing into his arms and devouring them. As he bled everyplace and waved his stumps in rage he stamped the remaining fish, killing them all. At what cost though, at what cost?
The shock of losing that much blood was enough to bring him back to reality and for the first time in about a month or so, climbed out of his lionsuit and wandered, naked and drenched in own blood and bile back into the wild...
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bring FBHW to Toronto |
Posted by: torontofbhwfan - 02-11-2009, 09:41 AM - Forum: Free Beer and Hot Wings Forum
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we had howard bounced across from buffalo about 8 years ago - and he sucked then as well.
I would like to propose some serious activity on the old marketing campaign to have the show broadcast through an affiliate in either toronto or at least buffalo, so we can get it here in the GTA.
i think canadians calling in to challenge the michigans or the new yorkers that we share borders with would add a new international aspect to the show!!!
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