Don't get whiskey dick on your B-day

I think Zane's "moon" answer today, coupled with the fact that Free Beer couldn't find the "is the moon a planet or is the moon the moon" drop shows that Zane has completely redeemed himself from that particular blunder.

However, he's still got to work off the Land mammal dolphin issue

8-)

Way to go Zane you're half less stupid than before

http://www.break.com/index/bill-oreiley-...-bale.html

So in honor of Christian Bale, is there any body you would love to scream down and have them cower at your feet? I have a few dildo's at work I would just LOVE to put in their place, if I wouldn't get reprimanded or fired for it. They get a good bitch slapping in my mind everyday though.

The stanley cup will be at the Griffins April 10th game.

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Last night the heater went down in our house. I have a bunch of fleece pajamas that have Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh and Stupid Bunny on them. We go upstairs to the bedroom, and I am amused to see my husband pull out of my PJ drawer, while I am getting into my light blue Eeyore PJ's, my black and blue Stupid Bunny PJ's. Yes, I started giggling, but got to admire a man that will see that it is cold and he has no pajamas and be practical and borrow a pair of mine.

POW-Power Stereo FM can't thank Rock Lobster enough for his time.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29003595/?gt1=43001
This is the first paragraph in the story:

COLUMBIA, S.C. - A black state senator is pushing a bill that would require South Carolina cities and counties to give their workers a paid day off for Confederate Memorial Day or lose millions in state funds.


Is this really what the economy needs right now. Let's pay employees to take off so they can learn about the "true" meaning of Confederate Memorial Day. Yeah, I'm sure exactly what they will do. I know I would be waiting in line at the library or browsing the internet all day on Confederate Memorial Day subjects. Not staying up late the night before, partying or drinking because I know I have a day off.

Maybe it's just me, but I thought this was one of the best ones I've heard in a while. I've always loved the segment (it was the first thing I heard when I tuned into the show for the first time), but it felt like it had plateau'd, or God forbid, gotten a little stale. I think it's great when HW gets the righteous indignation thing going (the fact I'd rather not have Obama in office notwithstanding), it's much better than when he gets the.. I dunno the best way to describe it.. annoyed hipster? feel to it. But damn, it came back in a big way for today at least.