I can't remember how many times I've been out somewhere and seen someone who looks like someone from the show. Who do YOU think FBHW's personalities resemble?

Post your clones here!

(Zane Clone) Joe Calderone, CapitalNews9 Sports Director:




(Joe's Twin) Nick Swardson in The Benchwarmers:

And another from Howie.

Smita Kalokhe http://www.wxmi.com/pages/news_staff/s_kalokhe

(that's not the best picture of her)

Emily Richett http://www.wxmi.com/pages/emily

In the spirit of Queenie's recent posts, I thought it would be fun to start a thread. This is for stories that you find amusing, that may or may not be true.

Here's an E-mail I got a few days ago...

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?!
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months,saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

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With a Little Help from Our Friends!
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up.

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What Was Plan B?
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

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These Nitwits Are Teaching Our Children?
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." AND A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.

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Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Gnaw Through the Straps Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month- a short in the homeowners newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."

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For the Main Course A man in Taormina, Italy was hospitalized after swallowing46 teaspoons, 2 cigarette lighters, and a pair of salad tongs.

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The Getaway A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

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Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery?
In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.

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Have I Got a Deal for You!
More than 600 people in Italy wanted to ride in a spaceship badly enough to pay $10,000 apiece for the first tourist flight to Mars. According to the Italian police, the would-be space travelers were told to spend their "next vacation on Mars, amid the splendors of ruined temple sand painted deserts. Ride a Martian camel from oasis to oasis and enjoy the incredible Martian sunsets. Explore mysterious canals and marvel at the views. Trips to the moon also available." Authorities believe that the con men running this scam made off with over six million dollars.

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Too Well-Educated In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for his murder of three people. "There are too many business grads out there,"he said. "If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened."

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Did I Say That?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

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Ouch, That Smarts!
A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping around,"said police spokesman Mike Carey, "with an explosion taking place inside his pants." Police have the man's charred trousers in custody.

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Are We Not Communicating?
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you ambulance driver!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

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Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer!
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. Hmmm...wonder what he uses for a knife?

http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/4014
Bernie's Latest (and Oldest) Victim: Zsa Zsa Gabor | Zsa Zsa Gabor and her publicity-loving husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, tell the National Enquirer that they lost "a fortune" because of Bernie Madoff and they may now be forced to sell their Bel-Air home, cars, artwork and jewelry to stay afloat. "I'm going to have to make back that money somehow or we're going to face financial ruin," the prince tells the magazine. Accepting a check from the Enquirer to tell your story sounds like a good enough place to start.


Time for the guys to get Prince Fred back on the horn!

Heath Ledger was nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role this morning, one year to the day after his death.


While I think he absolutely deserves to win it, there's a part of me that sorta hopes he doesn't, just because if he DOES, there will always be people saying "He only won because he died", which to me couldn't be further from the truth.

Anyone else's thoughts?

You can thank Biff for this wonderful picture.

your camera guy gary sucked can we get a new one on the pay it forward stunt at least he could do was get out of the car in the first part u couldnt see joe and what is with joe growing a beard his face looks like a harry smelly snatch don't like the beard he was so much better looking without it now he just sucks ??? ???

FBHW gave me the ok to post some actual Best Of for everyone, so let me know what you want. I can do a whole old show or certain segments or whatever. Send me an email.

1/19 Segment 10, 6:18--

Free Beer describes the Presidential Suite at Faith Hill's hotel:

"It has the ability to connect to an additional King room; 1 1/2 bathrooms with soaking tub, standalone tower, private dressing room..."