Some of these look dumb...but it has to be good when #20 is the top 5 cats that look like Wilford Brimley.


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who knows what these drops are from?

either a kid or an old lady saying;

"his penis is gonna hit the cervix"
"that's a penis"

...by sending me a text informing me of the Curtis Granderson trade. I was in orientation at my new job, and seriously almost exclaimed, "Fuck!" out loud.

The thing that is the punch in the gut with this trade is that the Tigers dealt him to the Yankees. In time I could learn to live with Curtis being traded, but not to the Yankees. Never to those dickheads.

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.


Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Anyone else finding the podcast has been getting set with the wrong dates or having the same podcast repeated over a two day period lately? Just want to see if I'm the only one with this issue.

Holy crap.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttgx9ygMXz8[/youtube]

did I hear this correctly ?

there was an ad this morningon WGRD saying something like

"Live from the Peppino's Sports Lounge overlooking downtown Grand Rapids it's the Free Beer and Hot Wings show."


So were we to think the show is being broadcast live from Peppinos ?

:?:

2nd Degree Manslaughter?

Arson?

Hope you have a great day!