If you were commissioner of any sport for a day, what would you change? Instant Replay? The DH rule?

I would change the suspension rules in hockey. If you take a penalty in a game, and injure another player, I believe you should be suspended until the injured player starts playing again. In the Todd Bertuzzi, Steve Moore incident, Bertuzzi shouldn't have been allowed to play again, because Moore never did. Maybe I'd throw in that after a year, he could start again, but at least half of his earnings goes to the injured player.

This would help limit thugs taking runs at the other teams stars in the playoffs also.

These made me almost cry last year and pretty much got me listening to the show. I just think their math is funny though.

FB: Holiday Break-ins is something we've been doing...I think we started it at Christmas of 2002...so this would be year 6...right?
HW: Yeah...that's right.

*buzzer!*

http://werdtoyadonkay.com/holidaybreakins.mp3

Anyone else not get it?

i only got seg 16 and i have the year subscription starting in Oct.

So i should be good till Oct next year,

i unsubscribed and subscribed but still nothing.


whats up?

Today's pic from.... Howie.

always shave their balls for their women! Way to go guys!!! Nothing like a smooth sac! :o

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil

Smith.He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,

But he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on

Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but

Find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil!

This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

The guys keep saying that you can go to www.myt-shirtdesign.com and design and order just one shirt for cheap but when I tried this and attempted to order one shirt, it told me that a minimum order was 12 shirts. Am I doing something wrong?

Get one of the interns to try to get a date proclaiming that they are, in fact, producer Joe. "Hi, I'm producer Joe.... will you sleep with me?"

Top two advance

Queenie Winner advances.