Alright people this is your mission

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now you can ask it questions or it can ask questions. I want you to say the dirtiest, ugliest, most illeagal and illicit things you can think of to it so as to depurify this monster. Help me in my mission. I must break this so that it will spew almost only profaine sexual sickening things.

Now go out and make me proud.

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The sniper that was picking people off in the VA, DC area is going to be executed. I wish I could see this fucker's face as he breaths his last breath so I could spit in it as he dies.

I hope in the worse way something goes wrong with the medicine and he feels the worst burn in his life for 3 hours as if his insides are being eaten away by hundreds of fire ants slowly and painfully, all before he dies.

I know there are people out there who think I am wrong for wanting this to happen to someone, but I don't give a shit. This guy ruined so many lived, especially at a time the US didn't need any more problems. This sack of bile had drivers every day paranoid they could be next. trying to keep moving at gas stations so as not to be a steady target, trying to find cover as soon as exiting a car, or not even leaving the house for work. this prick deserves whatever bad happens to him x10.

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So, I wake up this morning, and my husband asks me, "Why in God's name did you lick my back in the middle of the night?" I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently I licked his back in the middle of the night and woke him up. Now, I don't remember doing this, and we're both getting adjusted to having another body in our sleeping space, but to my knowledge this is the second time that I've done something in my sleep (The first time was beating my hand against the wall in my parent's house because I was pissed off at someone in my dream). Hubby sleeps like a log, so if I did stuff in my sleep, he might not wake up to witness me doing it, unless I start licking him in the middle of the night again.

I'm weird.

So here is a list of 333 ways to be kicked out of Walmart....I wonder how many have actually happened?

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Benny - You made a lasting impression on FB&HW and are part of one of my favorite segments. Thanks for the laughs and the incredible insight about the war in Iraq. Wish we could have heard from you more.

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Dino!!!!

If you've got a spare $300 million around, Pabst Brewing Company is up for sale, which includes Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz and Colt 45.


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How have you cheated death ?

One time I had a really bad ingrown toenail and it got infected. But I manned up and cut it out with some scissors.

HA ! screw you death !

Because I am a fucking moron.

Howie or Poopie advance. You choose.