So, I have this neighbor who thinks he is Ronny James Dio. He constantly plays bad guitar riffs on his guitar and thinks he can play the "star Spangled Banner" better than anyone else. It would be one thing if he were some young kid living a dream, but he is a grown man who thinks he is a great guitarist and feels the need to blast his retardedness to the world. Many people have a neighbor like this. Lets hear your story about the guy who plays "smoke on the water" over and over again.

ok, yes I was stealing for a few months... I'm sorry. I renewed over a week ago and still no thread. I have emailed asking about it and still nothing. Anyone else having this delay?

I've got MSU by two touchdowns.

OSU is in flux right now, MSU is playing inspired football.

Seriously how long does it take to ship that thing out? ??? Im still waiting for mine

I think you guys should put the audio of all 3 dirty debates on the site, becuase that was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time. Does anyone else agree with me?

First, let me preface this by saying this:

I Effing detest message boards who's members infest each of their posts with hundreds of smileys. I think the quickest way to ruin a board is to introduce a bunch of smileys and watch the mooks go to town. It encourages laziness, in my opinion. Of course, I know my mere mentioning of this will encourage a bunch of smiley-only posts, but I cannot help that.

Also, I find it perplexing when moderators bring in a bunch of smileys that mean nothing. The smiley was first used as a way to convey an emotion. That's why they're called emoticons. Somewhere along the way, people started making smileys which had nothing to do with emotion and they got used en masse. As I mentioned before, I hate this practice.


That being said, these default smileys, Biff, they suck. I propose you being in the following smileys, to appease me. I will introduce each smiley by using it in a sentence, so you can feel the full impact of how right I am:

Hmmmm....maybe you're right about that. Then again....

The 25th president of the US.....Woodrow Wilson?

Ho-leeeeee shit!!!!@#

Spicy garlic chicken wings from BW3.....

Nice job, man. Props.

Tell me another story, titan.

So then, I shat myself!

OMG THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!!@#

Lost is coming back for another season!!@#

How 'bout them Lions?

There may be more.

I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.

Let's hear about it.

I used to think:

"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"

I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section

Just in case there was going to be any $ left for my generation, they decide to pay the soon-to-be-retiring baby boomers even more money.
http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_story.as...0&catid=14

I'm going to have to work until I'm 80. Or die young.

http://www.tv.com/video/15055/dances-with-wolves?o=tv

Gotta love Shatner.