CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

hey the Poppie toilet rim and pube face air horn wake up videos wont work for me, but i can get the 15 sec. fight to work fine. anyone else having this problem?

Happy mother f'ing Columbus Day, I still have to work.

I just wanted to get an outsiders opinion on gardy. Many people here in Minnesota think he should either be fired or not given a contract exension. Just looking for some thoughts

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

If you were a director and could re-make any movie(s) with any actor/actresses, which movie(s) would you do? Would you make any changes to the story? Please no porno's and/or snuff films.

I have a 30 person ventrilo voice server. If you have a mic and wish to join in on discussing show at anytime, whether during show or whenever, it's FREE. If you don't have a mic , then join in and listen.
This Ventrilo server is not endorsed by The FBHW Morning Show. It is simply a server where Fans can discuss the show or whatever. The same basic rules apply as the Board. Just don't make people cry too much. I will of course assign admin rights to people worthy. So they may punt and ban if necessary. Especially Titan. hahah Just kidding Titan, I exalt thee.( Wanted to jump on board with the Ban titan).
Download the client version that applies to you http://ventrilo.com/download.php My voice server adress is {vent.maineahs.com port# 5193} there is no password (leave blank) **If anyone would like help setting up. e-mail or instant msg me- <!-- e --><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a><!-- e -->**
I will register you if on, til then, you'd be guest status. Set to push to talk. I don't want to hear someone's bong hits on voice recognition, geesh. I will have section for FBHW in the server.

P.s. Hope i'm not stepping on toes. Just wanted to give more opportunity to the Fans of the show. Kaboobie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJGf-ekcirs

Looks like freebeerandhotwings.com is down. Maybe the new design will be going up soon?

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Not enough space on disk.

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Who's coming?

I just bought my tickets, WOOOOOO!


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