Anyone listening online and catch what was dumped during segment 15? Normally they give some hints and you can put 2&2 together, but this time I was at a loss. I dunno if this has been asked, but why do they pull the broadcast stream for podcasts and not the live stream?

Happy Birthday to the 50 million people who had a birthday yesterday or today on the forums!

Seeing as how the forum leaders are cheap as hell, I was only allowed to get you one, shared cake. Sorry about that. Share as best as you can.

Quite possibly the weirdest pic I have ever seen. From Howie.

Did you read the latest blast where he whines because someone bitched about the e-mails they send out daily?

Here's an idea you big nosed greasy Armenian: STOP SENDING FOUR FUCKING COPIES OF IT TO EVERY GEE DEE E-MAIL ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear whoever handles the technical end of things there has the technical knowledge of a 90 year old geezer who has an unhealthy fear of those "internet contraptions".

Allyson is working on her thesis, and was having trouble with the conclusion, so naturally she came to me for help, because I'm an awesome writer.

Here is her intro paragraph...


The modernization of technology has made it possible for organizations to collect data for storage in computerized data warehouses. The storage of data in such proportion is a powerful ability, but can also prove burdensome when the time comes to organize the information. The infeasibility of manually weeding through millions, sometimes billions, of data points demands an automated process. While the tracking and storage of so much information may be superfluous, a less extensive database containing only select details could lack vital insight. As technology grew, it became clear that an automated process must be developed to lighten the weight of data in such volume. Thus, the concept of data mining was born.

And here's my conclusion...


So ladies and gentlemen, in conclusion let me state that data mining is awesome and if you don't agree you can suck my balls.



Ally, because you're such a dear friend, I'm giving you that for free. But next time it'll cost you.

List some good ideas for Friday Top 3 so The Wings doesn't fall into the crosshairs again.

Who else watches it?