Anyone going? If you give me a ticket you will be blessed with the company of the one and only Dr. Wiener Poopie! I have been trying to win tickets from GRD for the past week. :'(

I fell down my basement stairs this morning.

I can't remember the last time I fell down the stairs. I don't even think I've ever fallen down stairs when I was drunk before. I did fall down a flight of three stairs when installing a screen door once, but I landed on my feet on that one.

Not so this morning. One second I was standing at the top of the stairs with my clothes in my hand, barely awake, ready to go take a shower, the next I was lying in a heap at the bottom of the steps shamefully aware of what a Effing moron I must look like. I was on my back, after having jiggled my fat ass all the way down the (thankfully) carpeted steps, my back in the first stages of feeling much rug burn pain, in nothing but my underwear, which miraculously stayed on. No injuries to report, other than I might be just ever so slightly uncoordinated. And the rug burn. Which hurts like a bitch right now.

if your significant other forgot your birthday, or just didn't get you anything?

Is there an issue with today's podcast? I didn't get it on Friday either.

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Has anyone been able to say their screen name on the show yet ?

If not who's going to be first ?

Im thinking something like... You call in to play Stump the show, and before your question you say. "I'm beeftron from the message board and my question is ..."

Something like that.

i cant wait to talk about, producer joe kicked zane's chest!!!( i say that instead of ass cause his ribs were crushed) i like being up right now!!!!!

I'll start:

The horse jumped over the bass solo.

Happy birthday.

Also, you will mail me a $50 bill.

Are you for same sex marriage or against it ?

Personally I don't care. If you love someone and want to commit your life to them, good for you.