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Posted by: vsangelchick - 06-26-2008, 09:01 AM - Forum: I can't wait to talk about........
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So...what are you all doing to celebrate the 4th?? Big plans with family/friends, getting hammered so as not to remember?
I have to work...but I'm done by 6...I have yet to decide whether to stay in town or head up to the lake with my family.
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Posted by: dino - 06-26-2008, 08:08 AM - Forum: I can't wait to talk about........
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Fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror, complaining her breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?', she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years', I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat, I said: 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again... although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw...
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