There ends up only being like 2 good questions every week.

What's your drink of choice ?

For me, if I'm out with friends I'll have a double shot of Maker's Mark followed by a Guiness.

To me those two go hand in hand better than Joe and Hot Wings on a warm summer's night.

How much time do you think they'll spend on Carlin today?

Last I checked most of the guys wanted to try and do the Ten and Donkey show for a few hours. The only thing holding them back was Free Beer being a pussy. He didn't want to do one of Joe's stunts. Last I checked everyone else has lost many bets and had to do many stupid things.

Does anyone else think FB should grow a set and do a stunt so we can experience the beauty that is the Ten and Donkey show?

The Free Beer & Hot Wings show sometimes has it's own language. Some may tune in and think "WTF is Kaboobie?" or "I think that guy sitting on his porch checking to make sure his only tooth is still there is a minger but I'm not sure!?!?!" Post some words here and define them. Once a decent consensus is reached they will be added up here and then finally, some poor schmuck wondering what a Bro is has a place to satisfy their curiosity. Now.....discuss amongst yourselves.

Blumpkin- Receiving mouth party while taking a poo

Bro - A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. Their main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually their attire consists of Birkenstocks or flip flops, ripped jeans, an Abercrombie polo with the collar popped, and a hat with a pre-frayed brim.

Coiler - A dump that is so big and long that it wraps around itself inside of the bowl or other fecal receptacle.

Crank - Slang for a penis.

Fetch - White man goo. Also known as: Grog, Man Mayo, Ropes, Strands or Threads.

Hot Zester - An extremely horrendous and rancid fart.

Joe Bucks - Dollars that Joe earns to willingly cast away any semblence of self respect or dignity in the "What Can Joe Do segment."

Kabooby - A greeting used by callers in place of hello. It originated from an old morning show that Eric Zane was a part of in the mid Michigan area. One of the shows hosts would apprently "stumble" through a segement and when it was recognized that there was no saving the bit they would say "Kabooby" as a signal to stop. Eric Zane repeated the story on air and the callers picked up on it and would say "Kabooby" as a greeting.

Minger - and extremely ugly and/or disfigured person, not fit to date and/or breed. Examples: Carnies, Orangeville residents, and Michael Jackson.

Mouth Breather - Typically a person of low class and intelligence that simply does not understand that humans have the ability to breath through their noses. These types of people usually can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.

Mouth Party - To receive oral.

NARB - Acronym for No Apparent Reason Boner. The term was discovered on the 1/9/09 show from a show code email where a listener was apparently turned on by looking at dolphins at Sea World. Listener Eric attempted to point out that it may have been in fact a NARB but it was determined that the individual was just a creep that was turned on by dolphins.

Neck Queef - A sound that originates from the deep recesses of the throat and is picked up by the mics. It is a pretty much indescribable noise and it typically comes from Free Beers throat.

Plumpy Nut - (1) a peanut butter-like food with a high concentration of nutrients used as aid for malnourished children in third world countries. (2) something sticky that comes out of Eric Zane's Armenian meat missile and makes a squishy sound.

Poo Poo Picasso- Finger-painting with your poo, usually done in bathroom stalls. Also Known As a Doo Doo Divinci.

Push Brown - Meaning to poop, take a dump. AKA make hot squash.

Roman Helmet - The art of placing your hairy sweaty nut sack on a rivals forehead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. Find the victim 2. Ready the forces 3. Engage the nut sack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. Claim victory.

Scoop-n-Feed - The action of wafting a fart into someone's face with a scooping and throwing action, intending to overwhelm them with the horrid scent. The Scoop-n-Feed of a Hot Zester may be ideal.

Sit on a sponge - A euphemism for sexual arousal in a woman.

Toothpick Joke - An attempted joke, often an insult, which fails to be funny due to poor crafting of the joke, poor delivery, or a mix of the two. Toothpick jokes often feature laughter or chuckling during or immediately after the joke by the joke-teller but from no one else. Origins: The term "toothpick" joke originated after an episode of Dumber than Zane Trivia, in which the listener contestant, who was a builder, lost badly. After Free Beer made a decent insult about the builder's inability to do his job, Eric Zane stumbled through the joke, "Yeah, you build like uh... outta like uh... toothpicks." The joke was so poorly delivered, that it warranted a massive beating. The failed joke was so memorable that failed jokes became known as "toothpick" jokes.

Window Licker - See also Mouth Breather. An individual typically known as a Mouth Breather but in this instance is seen riding a bus that is short and peering out the window, mouth agape and plastered to the glass giving the appearance that the certain individual is "licking the windows."

What is your obsession level?

Who sucks more and why ?

Hey Folks I'm still somewhat new to Grand Rapids. I'm looking for some recommendations ?

Where's your favorite places ?

Best place to grab a beer ?

Watch Football ?

Best Pizza ?

Best Burger ?

Who has the hottest waitresses ?

Oh, and I really want to know who has the best salad bar.

I listen to the show on my ipod at work, I go in at 3:00am. The show keeps me awake at that hour. Many times I have been know to laugh out loud. A few months ago when they were playing Joes top 5 "What can Joe do" stunts I was laughing so hard at him with the butter stunt I couldn't function, I was litterally crying. Has anyone else been caught laughing at the show when others have no idea whats going on?

Hello everyone! For the listeners who do not know what some of the terms they use mean, the FBHW show recommends going to www.urbandictionary.com

It was from the beloved Producer Joe and Eric Zane that I learned one of the fine words in my vocabulary: "fetch." However, Urban Dictionary does not have this term properly defined. I've been trying to fix this, but I cannot do it alone. Now, I finally have a place to ask for help.

So that we can help all of the newer listeners who may not be clear what this frequently used show-term means, those who are reading this should go to the Urban Dictionary to make sure the word is defined properly.

There is one correct version of the word, which is listed as the #8 definition at the time of my typing of this. If we could vote this correct definition up and vote the incorrect definitions down, this should ensure that the term will be properly defined.

I have no selfish motive for doing this. I just want to make things clear for listeners who may be confused by the FBHW show lexicon.

The page is here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fetch

Thank you.