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I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Titan ! Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I think I may start calling everyone bitch...
Photo Bitch
Queen Bitch
Plunger Bitch
Bitchersnatch
AlyBitch
JoBitch
I dare you to call her Queen Bitch
I'm pretty sure that she would be the only one to get pissed...
I wrote a story. - Titan! - 02-17-2009
Howie Felterbitch
Free Bitch
Bitch Wings
Eric Bitch (Weak I know)
Producer Bitch
Ahhh too much free time today
I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Titan ! Wrote:Eric Bitch (Weak I know)
EZ Bitch
I wrote a story. - Queenie - 02-17-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I dare you to call her Queen Bitch
I'm pretty sure that she would be the only one to get pissed...
You guys know I don't really get mad at anyone unless they are Effin with my kids. Bring it on Rock Bastard!!
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Who DOESN'T want to be Queen Bitch every once in a while?
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
boizalynne Wrote:Doktor Wrote:Moral of the Story:
You don't mess with Jedi Hans...
I have actually written serious things before so none of my other works are like this one.
Do you live in your moms basement?
Do you play DN'D on the weekends?
Do you masturbate to naked photos of Star Trek Chicks?
If you can answer yes to any of these questions, then I have successfully pegged who you are in this society...
No to all of the above, I don't have a basement, never played DnD and have no interest in it, never cared for Star Trek and masturbation is a sin.
So who am I?
I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:...and masturbation is a sin...
It's not a sin, unless you're commint the act of lust. I guess it just matter what you are thinking about, huh?
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
It's still a sin, justify it all you want.
I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Explain how it's a sin...
(I actually was told why it isn't a sin when I went to ichthus when I was younger)
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
Other than it being assault on yourself and losing yourself in lust, which is its only function...
I can think of no other reason for it to exist and therefore no reason as to why it ISN'T.
I wrote a story. - beckyp - 02-17-2009
Jo Wrote:idle hands spend time at the genitals and we all know how much God hates that.
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Doesn't it say in the Bible something along the lines of "It is better to spill your seed in the lowliest whore than to spill it upon the ground?" That can't be the exact wording, and I'm not really sure it's in the Bible, but if it is, would that make masturbation a sin?
I wrote a story. - Queenie - 02-17-2009
Let's try to keep touchy subjects in the Touchy Subject Forum. Please and thank you!
I wrote a story. - beckyp - 02-17-2009
Queenie Wrote:Let's try to keep touchy subjects in the Touchy Subject Forum. Please and thank you!
pun intended?
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Obviously.
I wrote a story. - dino - 02-17-2009
Oldie but a goodie
![[Image: kitten.jpg]](http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/briandea/kitten.jpg)
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Isn't there another one that says 'everytime a woman masturbates, God creates a puppy'? I think I've seen one that says that somewhere.
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
It's shit like that makes me hate the human race.
I wrote a story. - potthole - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:and masturbation is a sin.
I thought you've posted that you're not religious? Don't really think you can belive in sin without also believing in some form of religion.
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Why? It's not like we're all shut in our bedrooms doing it right now.
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
I'm not a Christian that doesn't mean I don't a have a religion.
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
I think this really needs to be moved to the Touchy Subject forum so we can all debate the good and the bad about self-love. ???
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
Or ignore it.
I wrote a story. - Queenie - 02-17-2009
Krystal Wrote:I think this really needs to be moved to the Touchy Subject forum so we can all debate the good and the bad about self-love. ???
It's unfortunate that this was not thought about before now.
I wrote a story. - krystal - 02-17-2009
Queenie Wrote:Krystal Wrote:I think this really needs to be moved to the Touchy Subject forum so we can all debate the good and the bad about self-love. ???
It's unfortunate that this was not thought about before now.
I can never stop if someone replies. It's one of my many failings.
I wrote a story. - boizalynne - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Do you live in your moms basement?
Do you play DN'D on the weekends?
Do you masturbate to naked photos of Star Trek Chicks?
If you can answer yes to any of these questions, then I have successfully pegged who you are in this society...
masturbation is a sin
Masturbation is a sin? You really REALLY believe that? You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated... Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Are you Mormon?
I wrote a story. - boizalynne - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:Other than it being assault on yourself and losing yourself in lust, which is its only function...
I can think of no other reason for it to exist
It feels good?
I wrote a story. - boizalynne - 02-17-2009
Krystal Wrote:Me Too!!! It has gotten me in trouble a good many times...Queenie Wrote:It's unfortunate that this was not thought about before now.
I can never stop if someone replies. It's one of my many failings.
I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Here we go....
http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=politics&thread=3065&page=1
I wrote a story. - Queenie - 02-17-2009
Thank you very much RM.
I wrote a story. - Rock Monster - 02-17-2009
Queenie Wrote:Thank you very much RM.
Hey, I'm your man when it comes to masturbation topics.... wait... shit! :'(
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
boizalynne Wrote:Doktor Wrote:masturbation is a sin
Masturbation is a sin? You really REALLY believe that? You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated... Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Are you Mormon?
Yes it is, yes I believe that, Never, Yes I have, No i'm not mormon.
I wrote a story. - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated...
Are you Mormon?
Never.
Liar Liar Plants for Hire
I wrote a story. - boizalynne - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Masturbation is a sin? You really REALLY believe that? You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated... Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Are you Mormon?
Yes it is, yes I believe that, Never, Yes I have, No i'm not mormon.
Okay.... are you married? You have had sex with a woman (probably out of wedlock), and you think that THAT is not a sin... but masturbation is?
I am confused as to where you are basing your ideas of right and wrong.... it seems kind of backwards to me.
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
It seems backwards because you compare everything to Christianity.
It's my own personal belief that it makes you a weak disgusting person and it's wrong.
I wrote a story. - hotzester - 02-17-2009
As someone who has been writing for almost 20 years, let me officially tell you, from the perspective of a writer, that SERIOUSLY ate ass.
I wrote a story. - doktor - 02-17-2009
You may be able to write for 20 years but apparently you can't READ for ass.
Because I posted I wrote it as a joke.
I wrote a story. - dino - 02-17-2009
boizalynne Wrote:Doktor Wrote:Yes it is, yes I believe that, Never, Yes I have, No i'm not mormon.
Okay.... are you married? You have had sex with a woman (probably out of wedlock), and you think that THAT is not a sin... but masturbation is?
I am confused as to where you are basing your ideas of right and wrong.... it seems kind of backwards to me.
Masturbation talk here please...
http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?board=politics&action=display&thread=3065&page=1
Effin A!!! I never thought I'd type those words......
I wrote a story. - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:It seems backwards because you compare everything to Christianity.
It's my own personal belief that it makes you a weak disgusting person and it's wrong.
you're allowed to have your opinion. My opnion is that often times I ( read as "my wife" ) would prefer to throw a shower slug and leave the Mrs. the eff alone.
I wrote a story. - Biff - 02-17-2009
Doktor, please don't be insulting with the other members of this forum.