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How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
let's look at Biff's posts and see if we can guess how old he is....
it's quite an conondrum as he's computer savy yet....speaks like an old man would.....hmmm
lets all take guesses and poke fun at our great leader
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
65...Darn Tootin!
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:65...Darn Tootin!
Get off the lawn
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:65...Darn Tootin!
Get off the lawn
*sits next to Old Man Hot Wings*
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Get off the lawn
*sits next to Old Man Hot Wings*
everybody hates your thread....it sucks
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-24-2008
I walked 6 miles to school uphill both ways in 4 feet of snow when 6 miles was 6 miles and not a two house walk to a bus stop.
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:I walked 6 miles to school uphill both ways in 4 feet of snow when 6 miles was 6 miles and not a two house walk to a bus stop.
Lets see.....in 1935 they changed the standard 'mile' to a 'lazy mile' in which 2 houses can snugly fit....so if Biff was still walking to school he has to be atleast 60 but maybe as old as 78...
what?
thanks for the bump
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
You have become the new titan
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
[quote="wienerpoopie"]You have become the new titan
How old is Biff? - yewt - 07-24-2008
congrats
How old is Biff? - Opus - 07-24-2008
Now we know the real story. Dude Shadoway didn't die, he retired and became a message board admin.
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Opus Wrote:Now we know the real story. Dude Shadoway didn't die, he retired and became a message board admin.
:o
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!@
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-24-2008
And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
and don't forget our weinerdog
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
HAHA...meddling kids...
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-24-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
who's trying....i'm comedic gold
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-24-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
No it was for being smart.
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
No it was for being smart.
ahh shucks....hyuck
How old is Biff? - ratrad - 07-24-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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+1 for The Simpsons reference
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
ratrad Wrote:hooray!Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
+1 for The Simpsons reference
How old is Biff? - ratrad - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:Im rich as hell because my dad invented the wheel...
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:...and domesticated animals
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-24-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:Admin Wrote:...and domesticated animals
he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
How old is Biff? - Queenie - 07-24-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:
he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
Dammit get off Biff's ass . . . I'm just as effin old as him . . why you gotta eff up 2 peoples worlds!!!
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-24-2008
Queenie Wrote:How do you know for sure? Potthole is the only one who knows my true age.Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
Dammit get off Biff's ass . . . I'm just as effin old as him . . why you gotta eff up 2 peoples worlds!!!
How old is Biff? - potthole - 07-24-2008
And for the right price, I might be convinced to sing.
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-25-2008
potthole Wrote:And for the right price, I might be convinced to sing.
1 karma!
you could use it
How old is Biff? - potthole - 07-25-2008
Nah, I'm good.
How old is Biff? - born2bone - 07-25-2008
who gives a Eff about this d-bag
How old is Biff? - Wiener Poopie - 07-25-2008
Brian Wrote:who gives a eff about this d-bag
After reading your last 10 posts I have come to the conclusion you have Down syndrome
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-25-2008
I have found a super rare photo of Biff....lets be the judge of his age....I beleive the picture was taken during his 'back to college' days
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![[Image: OldMan.jpg]](http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u117/dj_vivamus/OldMan.jpg)
How old is Biff? - plungerhand - 07-25-2008
Soooo preeettty!!!!!
How old is Biff? - potthole - 07-25-2008
I do actually happen to have some rare ones of him. Only thing is, he's got some to use against me, too, so I'm not sharing.
How old is Biff? - overheadpageme - 07-27-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I have found a super rare photo of Biff....lets be the judge of his age....I beleive the picture was taken during his 'back to college' days
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Momma?
How old is Biff? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-28-2008
![[Image: old-man-laughing.jpg]](http://www.goodluckdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-man-laughing.jpg)
How old is Biff? - Biff - 07-28-2008
I think it should be a contest. First person to get it right earns mega-karma.