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I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.
Let's hear about it.
I used to think:
"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"
I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section
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fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.
Let's hear about it.
I used to think:
"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"
I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section
interesting, my nephew always thought it was "dirty feet and a thunder cheese"
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yeah I didn't know what the hell he was saying when he said dirty deads, so i just said dirtidee all jumbled together.
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Modest Mouse: real lyric "Please bury me with it"
I heard "Paste barametric weapon"
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I used to think that Genesis' Invisible Touch contained lyrics that said:
"She sees Pac-man physio trap shut" I was always confused what a physio was.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote.
"blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night"
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dingdongyo Wrote:i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote.
"blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night"
I think most people hear it
Wrapped up like a douche.
Manfred Mann(*sp)
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Big ole Chet and Linus vs. Big old jet airliner - Steve Miller
Another one drives the truck vs. Another one bites the dust - Queen
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues
Correct lyric: I've got my memories
I heard: I've got my batteries
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Faster Pussycat: "Smooth Up In Ya"
Two friends in high school, I shit you not:
Friend one: "SMOOTH OPINION!!!@#" :-X
Friend two: "SMOOTH UP MEOW!!!@#" :-X
Me: :facepalm:
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That was The Bullet Boys.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:That was The Bullet Boys.
I just read this and thought to myself, no shit. Aw Eff, who did I say it was?
Then I scrolled up and saw I wrote Faster Pussycat. I shame myself.
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my brother misheard pussycat dolls "loosen up my buttons babe" as "lucien's in my parking space"
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Faster Pussycat deserves better than that.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues
Correct lyric: I've got my memories
I heard: I've got my batteries
Effin badass (but the audio sucks):
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/vZcKkzM9rqQ&hl=en[/flash]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Cinderella was pretty kickass. Too bad bands that looked like them Effed it up for everyone.
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Play that Effing music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble.
That's what she said.
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Allyson Wrote:Play that effing music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble.
Yep me too Allyson!!
And also, Walking on the Moon by The Police - I always thought they were saying "Effing on the moon".
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Giant steps are what you take, Effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, Effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
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Fistor Wrote:Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
Hey, effing is a full contact sport without pads. You could break a leg. 
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Fistor Wrote:Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
There's a very good reason why she's the Queen.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Everyone has good ones. I made up the dang thread and can't remember my funny ones.
My mom had several that she told me about growing up. Including such favorites as:
The Eagles - Wind Shed Woman.
Elton John - Don't let the sun go down on me.
"I can't find, oh the right romantic line" was "I can't find, oh the rock almighty climb"
...this is bumming me out. I'll remember mine as soon as this thread fizzles out.
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Tiny Dancer....
'Hold me closer Tony Danza'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you?
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fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you?
It was my ringtone for a while...so when people would call me I'd start singing the wrong lyrics along with it.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess.
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fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess.
Billy@!
Betty!
Benny!
Douglas!@
$#%&#
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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People still get this one wrong...Ac/Dc " highway to hell "
Living easy, living free
See's a (N-word) on a one-way ride
Season ticket on a one-way ride (correct lyric)
my all time favorite (hendrix) 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy....
speaking of the Police, I knew a guy who thought "canary in a coal mine" was "Mary and her cold mind."
I've heard of people who thought "smoke on the water" was "slow cousin Walter." Here's the best one though... a girl I knew though BTO's "takin' care of business" was "Baking Carrot Biscuits!" No Shit!
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Huey Lewis and the News biggest hit!
I wanna new truck.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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At one time, my wife thought the lines to "Secret Agent Man" were actually saying, "Secret Asian Man." Apparently my mother in law did too.
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This one is very humiliating...
White Zombie-More Human Than Human...
I heard "Balls hit me as fast as you can"
I still don't know where I got it, but I even sang along with it as "balls hit me as fast as you can" LOL...
My husband thought that the part in Tool-Eulogy that sings "TO NAIL THE NEXT FOOL MARTYR" was "TO NAIL THE NEXT TOOL BUDDY" I gladly pointed out he was an idiot....
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