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#1
My dad has a '69 Cuda.
I have a 70 Fury
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#2
I have an 06' F-150.
My dad has a new Corvette
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#3
new as in 09 or 2010?
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#4
Current vehicle: 1992 Explorer.
Nicknamed: Ex, Clutch puppy, Son-of-a-bitch-please-start, Piece of Shit
Features:
  • Broken 4x4
  • Manual Transmission
  • Missing rear windshield wiper
  • Broken emergancy brake
  • Broken AC/Heater
  • Occasionally refuses to start

Previous vehicle: 1987 Nissan 4x4
Nicknamed: Beast, Gas Guzzler, Truck
Features:
  • Automatic transmission
  • Leaky tires
  • 10 mpg
  • Broken AC
  • Shakes violently at speeds over 53 mph
  • Speedometer randomly shows current speed 5-10 mph faster than actual speed
  • Full of pine needles
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#5
Current Vehicle:

1997 Dodge Ram

Features:

Long Box
Rust
NO tilt wheel
NO power windows
NO cruise control
NO rear slider
NO power mirrors
NO power locks
ripped seats
Alpine CD player
Rust
pin striping from a forklift
Rust

but with only 98,500 miles!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#6
First car: '87 Honda Accord, manual. Was totaled.
Second car: '95 Mazda Protege. [drop]This effing thing sucks![/drop]
Current car: '06 Hyundai Tiburon, manual. Pretty sweet but looking to upgrade.
Someday: 'XX Mercedes Benz C-Class.
That's what she said.
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#7
Amazing. I'll post pictures later.
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#8
Current: '05 Suzuki Forenza
Previous: '89 BMW 325i, '96 Buick Century

My dad has a '39 GMC truck. He did have a '65 'Stang, but he left it out of the garage, and well away from the house while he and some buddies were skeet shooting. Someone forgot to set the parking brake. It rolled of the embankment in the front yard. It was totalled instantly. It was in beautiful condition, though it need some engine work, the paint and interior were both original and it still looked new.
Being the mean daughter I am, I laughed when I was told.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#9
i know nothing about cars. i drive an 05 pontiac vibe with a big ass dent in the rear door. my dad is restoring fixing a 61 rambler american.
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#10
DD: '03 Malibu
Fun Car: '98 Camaro Z/28 h/c/stall/gears/tune/bolt-on's
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#11
Current: 03 Malibu & 04 Mustang Convertible
Past: Mercury Lynx, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Corsica, Chevy Lumina, Infinity G20, Chevy Tahoe, Cadillac Seville, Ford Explorer
Future: Dodge Challenger Convertible
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#12
Doktor Wrote:My dad has a '69 Cuda.
I have a 70 Fury

I am legitimately jealous of both!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#13
I now have a 04 chev cavalier, drives nice and all.

first car was a shitty 88 ford escort, I crashed, it didn't survive.
Second car was my favorite though, an 87 saab 900 turbo, handeled amazing, and just fun to drive.
after the tranny went on that i ended up with a 92 pontiac grand prix, also a nice car to have.

transmission went on that one too then I got a 93 honda civic stick shift( my first manual transmission)I would love to get another stick, this car was good and dependable, especally for the 300 bucks i paid for it.
and well that leads to my current car.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#14
Current Vehicle

1993 Dodge Dakota
Name: Koda
Gender:Female
Sexual Orientation: Butch Lesbian

Miles: 183K (160K of which were driven by me)

Turning Radius: 5 feet more than whatever I need it to be.

Features: These damn ugly running boards that make it look like a hillbilly truck
faux wood paneling on the interior
passenger's side door that wont open from the inside
drivers side electric window that has trouble going down and even more trouble going back up
broken AC
a large and growing larger bunch of rust around the wheel wells
A tendency to engage a neutral safety switch which wont allow it to be started in park (which led to about 5 tow and repair bills before it was realized that all you have to do is start it in neutral)
A gas gauge that shows E when it's full, and E when it's empty
one of the tires leaks
a tendency to get broken into and have shit stolen from it

And, she also comes with a promise that if she dies or wont start it won't be in a bad part of town

And lots and lots of memories.
Wowie Groovie !
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#15
First Car: 84 Caprice Classic, never any major problems, power windows/locks, went for 300,000+ miles on original engine and tranny.
Second Car: 94 GMC pickup, no 4x4, drove nice enough to get me by.
Current Car: 05 Pontiac G6, fully loaded with heated leather seats, panoramic sunroof, quick shift auto/manual tranny, etc...

Current Project: 79 Chevy Luv 4x4 manual tranny, full working condition, almost all new sheetmetal that my dad and I welded in place ourselves in a ground up restoration. Waiting on stickers and box liner then it is done.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#16
Titan ! Wrote:Sexual Orientation: Butch Lesbian

lolz
That's what she said.
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#17
Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder, Titan !. None of the gauges on the Explorer work either.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#18
First car was an 86 Chrysler LeBaron.. with a grannyback... or whatever you call that crappy material behind the rear windows on the outside.
After that I bought an 81 Pontiac Phoenix, kind of a hatchback, in the pukiest color imaginable. But it had PW and PL, pretty pimpin for an 81.
Next was a 92 Nissan Sentra, my favorite car.. 1.6L 4-cyl that got like 42mpg on the highway in fifth gear/overdrive. Deer totaled that, and I drove a 93 Ford Tempo for a while. Good little car, got me back and forth to work.
Now I drive a 2000 Chevy Impala, my second fav. Never had a problem beyond routine maintenance (brakes, etc). Gets decent mileage in the city and on the highway, and it fits three car seats.. win.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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#19
I forgot to add, my first was a 74' F-100, big mud truck, big motor, big tires. Next was a 96' F-150, great truck. I had it in college and as a matter of fact, I just sold it. Sad to see it go. My wife has a 98' F-150, it's now my hunting truck as she drives my new one.
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#20
74', 96', 98', what are they, yachts?
That's what she said.
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#21
zdunklee Wrote:Current Project: 79 Luv manual tranny

I thought this thread was about cars?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#22
Haha, guess I set that one up perfect for you.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#23
1992 Eagle Summit - Great car for a first one. Manual transmission, great gas mileage. Ugly Car. Sold when it still ran great.
Like this, but white:
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1995 Saturn SC2 - Fun car to drive. Lemon. Repaired then replaced transmission, replaced engine, engine died, sold for a couple of hundred bucks.
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1999 Mercury Cougar - By far my favorite. Got it with about 20k miles on it. Drove it for about 4 years, and up to 150k miles. Absolutely no maintenance.(except brakes, tires, etc) Some jackass rear ended me as I was waiting to turn left, and totaled it.
(Mine was green)
[Image: 99cougar.jpg]

1999 Oldsmobile 88 - Granny car, but a good one. Runs and looks great. 190,000+ miles. No payment. Cheap insurance. Can't complain.
(Mine is Maroon)
[Image: 1999.oldsmobile.eightyeight.8705-396x249.jpg]
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#24
Rock Monster Wrote:couple of hundred bucks.

1999 Cougar, my favorite, no maintenance.


I thought you just said this thread was about cars?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#25
First was the POS, the Pontiac Grand Am, 1986.
She had about 150,000 miles on it, the drivers side window wouldn't go down, the cloth panel on the roof would sit on your head as you cruised. I used thumb tacks to hold it up, FAIL. The effer would over heat and the antifreeze would boil over and go everywhere so I never traveled. Plus she had no AC so you would literally roast in the summertime with the heat and humidity here in good ol' NC...

Moved in with now husband and we got a green BMW 325i. Sweet car, loved to drive it. Transmission went out and it wasn't worth getting fixed so we sold it cheap. We were also expecting at this time so we went down to one income and then we got a 89 Honda Civic, stick shift, which I could not drive. So I basically went a year without my own car. That sucked!

We got our 98 4x4 Chevy Blazer that we still own and that has been the best car ever!! She sometimes has issues with her drivers side window but she gets us on the beach and that's all that matters!

I finally got a 97 Ford Explorer right after the second kid was born...fully loaded, leather, all automatic, CD player that held 6 CD's, I drove the hell out of that. The kids completely destroyed the interior. She needed tires, her transmission was slipping, and she was just going under. She also had 150,000 miles on her. Which leads us to my new baby...an 09 Honda Civic. I really really really love driving this car. She's awesome on gas, still has that new car smell, and the kids have the fear of God in them if they eff this one up. Nice.
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#26
Allyson Wrote:74', 96', 98', what are they, yachts?
Apparently I depicted the year incorrectly. Enlighten me, please.
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#27
shawnp Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:74', 96', 98', what are they, yachts?
Apparently I depicted the year incorrectly. Enlighten me, please.

No you didn't. Allyson had just taken a silly pill, that's all! Tongue
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#28
Queenie Wrote:
shawnp Wrote:Apparently I depicted the year incorrectly. Enlighten me, please.

No you didn't. Allyson had just taken a silly pill, that's all! Tongue

When you're writing about a year the apostophe goes before the number. like this:

It was back about '04 or so when I first met Heather.

when it's a distance of feet the apostrophe comes after the number. 94' ( 94 feet)

Now you're all smarter and I get a nice warm feeling inside for sharing my knowledge. We all win. Tongue
Wowie Groovie !
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#29
Titan ! Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:No you didn't. Allyson had just taken a silly pill, that's all! Tongue

When you're writing about a year the apostophe goes before the number. like this:

It was back about '04 or so when I first met Heather.

when it's a distance of feet the apostrophe comes after the number. 94' ( 94 feet)

Now you're all smarter and I get a nice warm feeling inside for sharing my knowledge. We all win. Tongue

DAMMIT! I looked and didn't notice it. I guess either way, I knew what he was talking about. :'(
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#30
Titan ! Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:No you didn't. Allyson had just taken a silly pill, that's all! Tongue

When you're writing about a year the apostophe goes before the number. like this:

It was back about '04 or so when I first met Heather.

when it's a distance of feet the apostrophe comes after the number. 94' ( 94 feet)

Now you're all smarter and I get a nice warm feeling inside for sharing my knowledge. We all win. Tongue

the apostrophe takes the place of missing letters

example.

isn't = is not
'94 = 2094
I'll = I will
c'ck = chick, you have a dirty mind Wink
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#31
Current Fun Car: 2002 Mini Cooper S ~210hp Fun To race at Grattan or Gingerman
Current Project: 1988 VW Scirocco 16V- needs tranny. I'm gonna gut it and turn itinto an autocross BEAST
Current Daily Drivers: 2001 Audi A41.8Tq, Love it, but quite expensive and a beeyotch to work on
2006 Pontiac Vibe (second one) Neither car ever has had a single problem, never let me down
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#32
the car i want and sort of have a realistic chance to get
[Image: saab9-3.jpg]

Dream car that i would probably never be able to get.
[Image: lamborghini-murcielago-roadster-lp6.jpg]
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#33
Gah....I think I need to change my boxers.....Lambo....mmmmmm
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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