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01-29-2009, 11:25 AM
ha ha
Freebeer and Hotwings define NARB as: No Apparent Reason Boner
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-29-2009, 12:26 PM
Random question:
Where the heck have you been Howie?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-29-2009, 12:36 PM
Random Fact:
in the Agri-education biz we are particularly busy during winter months with trade shows and audits as farmers aren't planting or picking at this time. So...I was in Lansing yesterday for a conference and will be in Kalamazoo tomorrow for another conference teaching farmers how to be better stewards.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-29-2009, 12:45 PM
Random Fact:
Nikon+Photoshop CS3+ Imac w/a 4g processor = total ownage
Wowie Groovie !
01-29-2009, 01:08 PM
hotzester Wrote:Random Fact: Because of Netflix we don't mind not having cable right now. We just get DVD's of the TV shows we like, and save probably at least $40 a month. I'll see if I'm still as gung-ho about this once baseball season starts up...
01-29-2009, 01:11 PM
potthole Wrote:hotzester Wrote:Random Fact: I think your gung-ho will be out the window and fast!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-29-2009, 01:25 PM
we did inteliflix for about a year. it was cheaper than netflix and had movies, games and even adult titles :-X
unfortunatly they were 10 times slower than netflix and they never seemed to send me my porn or games
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-29-2009, 06:32 PM
Random Fact~ I have the worlds WORST sore throat right now....
01-30-2009, 03:14 PM
Random fact:
I just want to go home and play videogames until I have to go to my parents' house tomorrow... Add a trashy romance novel, and it would be the model for a perfect weekend (that is if I didn't have to leave my apartment or look at another human being for the entirety of it)...
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-03-2009, 02:17 PM
Random Fact:
I've drank 3 Mountain Dews (can) in the last 45 mins also: Random Fact: Canned Mountain Dew tastes better than dew in any other form...except maybe glass, haven't had it in a glass bottle yet
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 02:21 PM
Random Fact:
Frozen Mtn. Dew from 7-11 is best.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-03-2009, 02:22 PM
while the frozen dew is good on a hot day...i prefer the canned...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Fact: I am now craving a Dew, and must get one. (fountain dew is the best, then canned, then plastic)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-03-2009, 02:29 PM
Fact (not so random) F K A plungee is old.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-03-2009, 02:36 PM
Random Fact:
Becky's myspace turned me gay and makes me want to punch babies
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper is twice the pop Dr pepper ever was. (even if it does sound gay)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-03-2009, 02:42 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Random Fact: fooker, if i didn't know you were married i would've thought you were homo when i looked at your myspace. he has firefighters and dildos all over that thing everybody!
02-03-2009, 02:44 PM
Jo Wrote:he has firefighters and dildos all over that thing everybody! ha ha...you shoulda brought that shit to the 'what do you think of everyone' thread
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 05:15 PM
Random Fact:
If you are me, and you are searching for a new Pink avatar...don't search for 'Man in Pink' as it turns up a bumpy penis... nice...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 06:19 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Random Fact: Same goes for Vernors. Can is the only way to have it.
02-03-2009, 06:57 PM
Random Fact:
ANY soda/pop is better in a can, because it seems to get colder.
02-03-2009, 09:15 PM
Random fact:
I can't drink Coke from a bottle, but if that's all they have, I can drink Dr. Pepper from a bottle.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-05-2009, 11:19 AM
Random Fact:
Spending all day at Ag Trade shows kinda sucks...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 12:50 PM
Random Fact:
I powdered my junk with the minty goldbond stuff after a shower this morning. Well apparently I didn't let it air out enough before powdering as I now have a plaster mold of my business.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 12:54 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Random Fact:Put it on a key chain and sell it as a novelty item.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-11-2009, 05:22 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:while the frozen dew is good on a hot day...i prefer the canned... Mt. Dew from the can is the best. I lived on it in high school... I seriously don't know how I got away with drinking approx. my body weight in Mountain Dew daily, but somehow I did it.
02-11-2009, 05:24 PM
hotzester Wrote:Random Fact:It tastes better from the can too
02-11-2009, 05:24 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Random Fact:Random Fact~That's pretty sick
02-11-2009, 05:25 PM
boizalynne Wrote:hotzester Wrote:Random Fact:It tastes better from the can too she likes it in the can *snicker
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-17-2009, 12:16 PM
Random fact: A lot of times "small talk" bothers the shit out of me.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-17-2009, 12:21 PM
Admin Wrote:Random fact: A lot of times "small talk" bothers the shit out of me. Me too! Especially when I have things to do, or if I just don't want to do anything. "So, how's it going? You doing okay? What have you been doing lately? Everything going pretty good though?" How many fine's do you have utter before they finally get the message that you DON"T WANNA TALK?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-17-2009, 12:24 PM
Queenie Wrote:Admin Wrote:Random fact: A lot of times "small talk" bothers the shit out of me. One of the reasons why I try not to talk to people. I feel that lunch will be eaten in total silence today.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-17-2009, 12:57 PM
Krystal Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Me too! Especially when I have things to do, or if I just don't want to do anything. No way chick! You're not getting out of a conversation that easy!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-17-2009, 08:58 PM
Random fact: Don't put certs candy in a bottle of pop
07-28-2009, 02:56 PM
Random Fact:
Orz likes booze.... See! Quote:0rz0ski: I like booze
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-30-2009, 06:00 PM
krystal Wrote:a good way to avoid that bothersome conversation interrupting your lunch is to listen to your i-pod whilst eating, that way people will get the message that you don't want to talk and if someone does initiate conversation then you have the right to be rude to them if they keep talking too long. also it gives you a good block of time to listen to the show if you podcastQueenie Wrote:Admin Wrote:Random fact: A lot of times "small talk" bothers the shit out of me.
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
07-31-2009, 02:52 PM
Random Fact:
I account for nearly 5% of the posts on this message board...if my math is correct.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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