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Four Short Stories
#1
ONE - I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit."


TWO - When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.


THREE - My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."


FOUR - I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#2
:lol: :thumbup: Number 2 is my favorite!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#3
Queenie Wrote::lol: :thumbup: Number 2 is my favorite!

ewwww!!! not to confuse Zane...which is number 2?
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#4
Those are Hillarious!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#5
Not really a short story, but dumb none the less.

What's better than roses on your piano ?

Tulips on your organ.
Wowie Groovie !
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