07-23-2008, 02:43 PM
scooterfanatic Wrote:A long time ago before the show even existed I was informed of the proper way to wipe. You can't wipe effectively when standing up, you just can't unless you have some sort of buttcheek-spreading apparatus.
it's called a good ol' fashioned 'hunker' you hunker down like a catcher but not as low...then everything spreads out and you can get in nice and deep like
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"