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I think the issue is that it's a buffet and therefore not a "real" Chinese restaurant. A Chinese buffet usually features Chinese style food that caters towards Americans (ie lots of fried foods).

although, I have been to a chinese buffet and ordered off the actual chinese menu that they have for their "folk" I ate that with chopsticks

I should've added the caveat: if you're Chinese, the rule does not apply.