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Dumbest things you've ever done drunk
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Right after I turned 21 I was over at a friend's house, and had way too much vodka followed by three too many beers. Once I finally got done emptying myself of all food, I got real hungry and convinced our DD to drive me to the McDonald's drive through.

This was one of the ones where you order in person. I was in the back seat, with our DD and another (drunk) friend up front. Our DD pulled the car up far enough so I could order for myself. I rolled down the window and stuck my head out. "HI! I'd like.... two... um... CHEESEBURGERS!"

The lady paused for a second. Looked at me, looked at the others in the car. Looked back at me, and informed me that they were serving breakfast only. Quietly, I stuck my head back into the car. Whispering, I told our driver, "Hey, she said they aren't serving burgers... back up, I need to figure out what to do." I then stuck my head back out the window. "Hold on! We'll be RIGHT back."

My friend backed the car up. I looked up at the two guys in the front. "Dudes, I really want burgers. If they aren't serving any, let's just leave." My friend said that would be fine and said he'd just pull out and leave. "NO!" I responded, "I've got to TELL her that we're not going to order." Our DD sort of rolled his eyes and pulled back up. Out the window went my head again, "HI! I know I ordered a burger, but you said you were doing breakfast only. Thanks for offering, but I really want a burger. We'll be back LATER." In my head went, I tapped the DD on the shoulder, and announced that it was now safe for us to leave.
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