Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Dumbest things you've ever done drunk
#16
Turned a cartwheel . . . in the house . . .went through a picture window and landed on the bench on the front porch in front of the window . . . slept for a bit then they finally came and got me. Had to get stiches the next morning . . . mfers wouldn't (couldn't) take me when it happened. I have a nice scar.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Reply


Messages In This Thread

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 10 Guest(s)