Dumbest things you've ever done drunk

[boizalynne]

This is in honor of Hot Wings getting blasted at Radio Conference last weekend.

Back in 1987 me and six of my friends bought Eighteen bottles of Boons farm to split between us and hit the road. We were out cruising the country roads in in central Michigan up by CMU and we found an old abandon farm house to play in.

I think about four of us, including myself, were big into playing Dungeon and Dragons, as the night progressed and we steadily got drunker, me and this other guy started to revert into our D&D characters. Since the character I played was a goodie two shoes called a "Paladin" (for those of you who don't know D&D speak a paladin is a knight who can't help himself but to run around and do good deeds) and my drunk buddy also played a paladin, Our empty wine bottles became swords and we ran up and down the road in front of the old house laughing and yelling "Smite the EEEVIL!!!"

It was getting dark about that time And two of the girls that were with our party came screaming out of the house "We saw a Ghost!!, we saw a Ghost!!!" They were acting like they like they were scared out of their minds. We took this as a challenge and drunkenly sprinted up into the house to kill a ghost or two.

I have wahhhhyyyyyy too many moments of drunken stupidity to be able to pick just one... I have had too many mornings where I woke up thinking "what the HELL did I do?!?!?!" The worst, I think, is the time that I attended one of my High school friends 'going away to med school' parties.... I started drinking with one of my really good friends at a winery she worked at, and proceeded to cross the street to his going away party... Not only did I get so STUPID effing drunk I couldn't stand... there were teachers from back when I was in high school there and I was a complete idiot... I made a complete fool of myself... Apparently I had to be carried out of the bar by the brother of the 'med school' friend... The only person who was drunker than me was the dude the party was for in the first place... what an effing LUSH!!!! In case you were wondering, I do not drink at all anymore....