Dumbest things you've ever done drunk

[potthole]

I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again."

I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter.