Dumbest things you've ever done drunk

[Queenie]

I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again."

I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter.

You married a dude ?


(waiting to see if anyone get's that)

Well Titan eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k