08-05-2008, 06:15 PM
Titan ! Wrote:potthole Wrote:I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again."
I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter.
You married a dude ?
(waiting to see if anyone get's that)
Well Titan eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh?
oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!