Dumbest things you've ever done drunk

[Mad Dog]

I was in college and a few of went to Florida for a week. I was asleep (passed out?) on the floor and apparently got up to go to the restroom. Except I actually went to the balcony because everyone wants to piss off the balcony right? I have absolutely no recollection of doing this but, was informed of it the next morning. Also, there was someone hit by the offending stream who figured out which room we were in and what I was wearing. Luckily, by the time he got to the room I was fast asleep on the floor on the far side of the bed. I am sure it was funny to everyone there but, is not one of my prouder moments.

A friend I party with gets drunk and poops everywhere! Floors, sinks, and one time at a lake party he went on top of the raft in the lake.

In 1988 I moved to Grand Rapids and had only been in town a couple of weeks so I was staying on the floor at my friends Apartment. We loved the booze and weed was always plentiful.
We were having our nightly party and it was getting late and because we had to go too work in the morning my friend went to bed an I pulled up my blanket in the living room. Literally two minutes later my friend came out of his room, past the bathroom, through the living room, into the kitchen. I heard the oven door open, then the sound of water flowing. I was like WTF, so I got up to look and there was my friend pissing in the oven!!