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[Rock Monster]

How about amend it to using chopsticks when you don't know how to?
I taught my husband to use them, and I prefer using them. A person really has to have some skill to use them.

See, but thats what makes you a douche. Chop sticks are clearly inferior to modern silverware such as forks. The only reason for using them is to show off how cool and cultured you are, but really you are just being a d-bag.

Or, if you're doing it at a chineese food place, you could be a) not close minded and trying something new, or b) respecting another culture