09-28-2008, 12:13 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Why would anyone want a virgin ? I was with 2 virgins in my lifetime, and I can't say that either time was particularly awesome. It got a lot better as we went on, but that first time, myeh.
And it's not a cute college girl selling her virginity, it's Fistor in a skirt and wig. I've heard from Trogdor that he's not bad, but not worth more than 10 bucks and a bottle of 5 O'clock vodka.
Why do people climb Mt Everest? Not because its easy but to say they did it. But paying alot of money to take someone's virginity seems kinda creepy. Mabey it will happen on Halloween.
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