I have Jimmy Choo shoes

[moobsminger]

This bit kind of re-inforces my theory that all people have a price, and that price is a lot lower than you might think.

I will let anyone squeeze one of my moobs for a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger, or both of them for a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. However, I must warn you. - I've never done this before, so if I feel uncomfortable during the experience, I will report the incident to the police as a sexual assault.