12-01-2008, 04:17 PM
My brother-in-law went to stand in line at a Circuit City at about 1am for a Wii when they were first released. Unfortunately, he'd had quite a bit of turkey, stuffing, and all the other Thanksgiving goodies. Also unfortunately, there was no port-o-potty put out there by sympathetic store management. However, the Circuit City was located right next to one of those big box home improvement stores... who happened to have pre-fabbed sheds built for a display in their parking lot. I'm not sure what he did for tp, and I'm not sure if I want to know, but I think we can all figure out where he went to drop the kids off at the pool.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?