12-04-2008, 11:40 AM
This relates, so I'm posting it here. Hubby HAS fallen asleep on the throne. He needs 30-45 minutes for his "morning constitutional". To hear him explain it, it is a religious experience. As best I can, I will try to explain it:
1) Privacy!! FINALLY! Privacy!
2) The urge cometh! Horns should be sounding, for I am evacuating that which was within me!!!
3) I am sad, as I have now lost a part of me..
4) I rise! Victorious against the usurper!!!
5) I now pray to the deity of the toilet, Turdias Expellas!
6) Now I must interact with the world who CANNOT understand the momentous event that has occurred within the walls of this humble domicile!!
I go in, do my business and leave. simple as that. Every man I have ever known sees this as a quest for elimination and vanquishing of the enemy within. Why???
1) Privacy!! FINALLY! Privacy!
2) The urge cometh! Horns should be sounding, for I am evacuating that which was within me!!!
3) I am sad, as I have now lost a part of me..
4) I rise! Victorious against the usurper!!!
5) I now pray to the deity of the toilet, Turdias Expellas!
6) Now I must interact with the world who CANNOT understand the momentous event that has occurred within the walls of this humble domicile!!
I go in, do my business and leave. simple as that. Every man I have ever known sees this as a quest for elimination and vanquishing of the enemy within. Why???