12-04-2008, 02:48 PM
Updates to Do the DOO!!! ( From Hubby!)
I must first give thanks for the blessing I am, hopefully, about to
receive.
I must also light candles, (or a cigarette) and recite the Turd's prayer
in Latin. Then wait for a thunderous sign from the Heavens.
After which, if the Lord finds favor on me, the red cheeks will part and
the great exodus can begin. Noting that there are always stragglers.
You also left out the gigantic "911 clean-up" that follows, which
includes yet another prayer that the porcelain alter may accept my burnt
offering and not reject it.
Then there's the recovery period, where I must stand tall and work out
any kinks in my colon and spine before I am able to walk upright in a
pleasing manner to Him.
After which I once again give thanks as my twisted, broken body makes
it's way to the pool of cleanliness, to wash away any residual sin.
Then and only then may I straighten out my attire and rejoin mankind as
a productive member of society.
I must first give thanks for the blessing I am, hopefully, about to
receive.
I must also light candles, (or a cigarette) and recite the Turd's prayer
in Latin. Then wait for a thunderous sign from the Heavens.
After which, if the Lord finds favor on me, the red cheeks will part and
the great exodus can begin. Noting that there are always stragglers.
You also left out the gigantic "911 clean-up" that follows, which
includes yet another prayer that the porcelain alter may accept my burnt
offering and not reject it.
Then there's the recovery period, where I must stand tall and work out
any kinks in my colon and spine before I am able to walk upright in a
pleasing manner to Him.
After which I once again give thanks as my twisted, broken body makes
it's way to the pool of cleanliness, to wash away any residual sin.
Then and only then may I straighten out my attire and rejoin mankind as
a productive member of society.