The toilet seat issue

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I always put it down but....the argument is that women don't want to sit on the wrong ring in the middle of the night. I counter that with, so it's okay to make us put our fingers near the wrong ring where all the bacteria is? Putting the lid down doesn't expose your fingers to the bacteria before you touch your junk. After the women are done they can lift the lid up and wash the bacteria off their fingers.