The toilet seat issue

[khef]

Next time you get yelled at for not dropping the seat.... Take 2 -4 packets of ketchup, mustard, or mayo. Poke pin holes at one end of packets. Place on rim(preferably facing in) where the seat touches the porcelin, and wait for scream.*

*poster not responsible for loss of personal belongings, clothing, hair, cock and balls, eyesight, limbs , marriage, or life.