has hotwings ever been on?? aside from signing up

[mayorofawesometown]

Holy shit! Sorry everyone. While I realize that I am the center of your universe, I didn't realize that your daily happiness was actually predicated by the frequency of my participation on the message board! I DO, in fact, check the MB often, but generally only add comments to topics that I feel like commenting on or to a discussion I find interesting...like this compelling subject! I will beat myself about the genitals with clenched fists for the recent shortcomings that have clearly caused some of you to suffer a constant, dull discomfort and will try to to a better job in the future.

Please be this entertaining during the show. Thanks.