03-10-2009, 10:14 AM
Current vehicle: 1992 Explorer.
Nicknamed: Ex, Clutch puppy, Son-of-a-bitch-please-start, Piece of Shit
Features:
Previous vehicle: 1987 Nissan 4x4
Nicknamed: Beast, Gas Guzzler, Truck
Features:
Nicknamed: Ex, Clutch puppy, Son-of-a-bitch-please-start, Piece of Shit
Features:
- Broken 4x4
- Manual Transmission
- Missing rear windshield wiper
- Broken emergancy brake
- Broken AC/Heater
- Occasionally refuses to start
Previous vehicle: 1987 Nissan 4x4
Nicknamed: Beast, Gas Guzzler, Truck
Features:
- Automatic transmission
- Leaky tires
- 10 mpg
- Broken AC
- Shakes violently at speeds over 53 mph
- Speedometer randomly shows current speed 5-10 mph faster than actual speed
- Full of pine needles
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.