Deep Thoughts by....you

[Titan!]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little niece to Disneyland, but instead I drove her to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said "Disneyland burned down."
She cried and cried, but I think that deep down, she thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

OMG ! I was going to quote that exact same thing. Wow.


Here's one of mine.

I like college basketball, especially the cheerleaders.