Fellas, it's time for NARB theatre.

[Mark the Valet]

You know the drill. Post stories of when you had a total NARB.
For those of you who are not savvy: NARB = No Apparent Reason Boner

I'll go first.

Back when I was in the military, my job had me going to a lot of classes and schools to keep me competitive in my job field, so I was always traveling to different places.

One school I was going to was only an hour away, so everyone in my job that was attending would carpool and drive there in the wee hours of the morning in order to get to class by 7:30 a.m.

Defying the odds, I was the only dude that carpooled with 3 ladies. One day we arrive at our destination and I realize that the hour long commute of sitting still in the car had made me get a total NARB. All of the women exit the vehicle and tell me to hurry up.

Well, being that my schwance was not in the "upright and stowed" position, it was pretty awkward when I exited the vehicle and I had a huge bulge not unlike Ron Burgundy:



Super embarassing. The ladies never let me live it down.