2008 Forum MVP Final Round
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2008 Forum MVP Final Round
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12-09-2008, 12:53 PM
Aww...does this mean I lose my $2? What am I supposed to do for lunch now?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
12-09-2008, 01:06 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Aww...does this mean I lose my $2? What am I supposed to do for lunch now? I am guessing those biscuits have got to be done by now...
12-09-2008, 01:11 PM
I didn't make biscuits, did you?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-09-2008, 01:15 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:I didn't make biscuits, did you? No, but my eldest has discovered baking and can make some choc chip cookies that remind me of Grandma's...( now if she could only get the cleaning of the kitchen down)
12-09-2008, 01:16 PM
I will drive down to TN and clean your kitchen for some good chocolate chip cookies.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-09-2008, 01:21 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:I will drive down to TN and clean your kitchen for some good chocolate chip cookies. you're on. The best part was when her friend was over and wanted to know where the package was. She had never had cookies that weren't premixed and thought we were trying to trick her.
12-09-2008, 01:35 PM
jus' P Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:I will drive down to TN and clean your kitchen for some good chocolate chip cookies. Man, some kids these days. It's pretty sad to think that some kids haven't had good, homemade cookies. I wish I could make a good choco chip cookie. I can do ones that are decent, but not REALLY good. Now, I can do amazing almond shortbread cookies, banana bread, blueberry streusel muffins, so on so forth, but I haven't yet mastered the chocolate chip cookie.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
12-09-2008, 01:37 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:jus' P Wrote:you're on. The best part was when her friend was over and wanted to know where the package was. She had never had cookies that weren't premixed and thought we were trying to trick her. what about people that don't realize blueberries come from bushes...or how you get milk from a cow... they exist
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-09-2008, 01:42 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:jus' P Wrote:you're on. The best part was when her friend was over and wanted to know where the package was. She had never had cookies that weren't premixed and thought we were trying to trick her. I had my mom beat at no-bake cookies by the time I was like 14. Turns out, all I know how to cook is those cookies, mac and cheese, and stuff on the grill.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-09-2008, 01:45 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:What else is there really?0rz0ski Wrote:Man, some kids these days. It's pretty sad to think that some kids haven't had good, homemade cookies. I wish I could make a good choco chip cookie. I can do ones that are decent, but not REALLY good. Now, I can do amazing almond shortbread cookies, banana bread, blueberry streusel muffins, so on so forth, but I haven't yet mastered the chocolate chip cookie.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-09-2008, 01:48 PM
Jiggy Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I had my mom beat at no-bake cookies by the time I was like 14. Turns out, all I know how to cook is those cookies, mac and cheese, and stuff on the grill.What else is there really? exactly... 3 food groups meat cheese cookie
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-09-2008, 01:49 PM
Jiggy Wrote:What else is there really?Turkey! Good Lord, if I could make Thanksgiving dinner like my mom, I would be so happy. She does that thing where you stick butter under its skin. It's amazing.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-09-2008, 01:50 PM
Jiggy Wrote:What else is there really? Pizza, but there's a pizza shop about 3 miles from my house, so it's all covered.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-09-2008, 01:50 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:What else is there really? OK zane...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:What else is there really? [flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/h1hEKqZz-OY&hl=en[/flash]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-09-2008, 02:00 PM
i'm too busy wooting to read your insults
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-09-2008, 02:01 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:What else is there really? errrrr. wait one. You can't forget the hotwings!!!! I still find it amazing 20 years ago people just threw them away.
12-09-2008, 02:06 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i'm too busy wooting to read your insults love or hate Pauly Shore, you have to envy his childhood a little bit. His Mom owned/ran Caroline's Comedy Club and he grew up meeting/knowing every great comic of the day. Yeah, his 15 mins are up.
12-09-2008, 02:14 PM
jus' P Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i'm too busy wooting to read your insults I'm confused.... or you are..... I think he's talking about this, not Pauly Shore....
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-09-2008, 02:15 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:jus' P Wrote:love or hate Pauly Shore, you have to envy his childhood a little bit. His Mom owned/ran Caroline's Comedy Club and he grew up meeting/knowing every great comic of the day. Yeah, his 15 mins are up. I'm talking about whatever King Plunger thinks I'm talking about...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-09-2008, 02:25 PM
( ok for the Northeners....)
ya'll broke down the food groups into 3 catagories.. in response, Biff posted a scene from " Encino Man" or some other lame Pauly Shore movie... I was trying to share a useless piece of info.... Clear as mud?
12-09-2008, 02:32 PM
Food catagories lead to Enico Man, where Pauly Shore and Brendan Frasier (I've never seen the movie) go over "food groups" in a convenience store, which leads to Pauly Shore, which leads to Plunger.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-09-2008, 02:37 PM
This is taking a path i'm not sure I can follow...
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-09-2008, 02:40 PM
Jiggy Wrote:This is taking a path i'm not sure I can follow... nor do you want to...TURN BACK NOW..... 
12-10-2008, 11:04 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Congrats Queen. ;D Thanks Titan!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-13-2008, 02:47 AM
Admin Wrote:All hail the Queen. Well?!?
12-13-2008, 11:14 AM
As soon as I receive it, I sure will!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-13-2008, 12:56 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:Admin Wrote:All hail the Queen. If you read the nomination thread there was a note on there about "the end of December". I have a busy schedule over the next few weeks.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-13-2008, 10:02 PM
And by " busy schedule" you mean, court appearance for parole violation, Naruto LARP meeting, ABBA fan club forum posting, and Goat Porn Addicts Group, right ?
Wowie Groovie !
12-14-2008, 12:20 AM
Titan, I know you're hoping you'll see me at all the upcoming events that you just read off your planner but I'm afraid you're on your own.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-14-2008, 01:22 PM
Titan ! Wrote:And by " busy schedule" you mean, court appearance for parole violation, Naruto LARP meeting, ABBA fan club forum posting, and Goat Porn Addicts Group, right ? Just when I thought you've reached the bottom, somebody drops you a shovel. Keep up at it, big guy.
12-14-2008, 02:36 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Titan, you need to posts all your posts so that Pothole can appreciate them. He doesn't like all that gutter humor some of the rest of us enjoy. So, if you can, stick to puppies, kittens, and rainbows. Please do not mention goat porn or Hot chicks anymore, they could be considered offensive. Plus it could make you look desperate, and Pothole hates desperate. Thanks. How about if you get over it already. Potthole took your petty little bullshit catfight to PM and that is where it should have remained. It just makes you look small if you continue to air your grievances out in public when Potthole decided to be adult about it and discuss the matter out of sight. Thanks.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-15-2008, 02:31 PM
Sweet Jesus!!!
I have a new title! Thanks Biff and board members!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-15-2008, 02:35 PM
Queenie Wrote:Sweet Jesus!!! You're approaching 2,000 posts too. You'll be the titan of the board in no time!! 
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-15-2008, 02:36 PM
potthole Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:And by " busy schedule" you mean, court appearance for parole violation, Naruto LARP meeting, ABBA fan club forum posting, and Goat Porn Addicts Group, right ? Just when I though you finally realized I don't give a shit what you think, you go and keep on commenting on my comments. You have a man crush on me don't you ?
Wowie Groovie !
12-15-2008, 02:37 PM
Queenie Wrote:Sweet Jesus!!! You're just now seeing that? I would like to suggest another title.....Queen of obviousness.... ???
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
12-15-2008, 02:38 PM
Titan ! Wrote:potthole Wrote:Just when I thought you've reached the bottom, somebody drops you a shovel. Keep up at it, big guy. Maybe you should take some of your own advice there big guy. We've been telling you the same thing for months!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-15-2008, 02:47 PM
dino Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Sweet Jesus!!! It's been said before . . . and probably will be said again!! I don't have a habit of reading my own posts though . . . I just happened to modify my profile today and that's when I noticed it.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-15-2008, 02:49 PM
Queenie Wrote:Have you noticed that you're almost up to 2k?dino Wrote:You're just now seeing that?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza |
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