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07-03-2008, 10:51 AM
burnking Wrote:Today's Pic: Stormtroopers gotta poopie too!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!  
07-03-2008, 11:04 AM
Lucas needs to get his product name on everything, this is the cover of the "everybody poops: Star Wars special edition". It comes with a toilet paper holder that looks like a lightsaber
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
07-03-2008, 02:06 PM
[quote author=burnking board=bs thread=162 post=10392 time=1215087721]Today's Pic:
![[Image: stormtrooper_bathroom_1c.gif]](http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/stormtrooper_bathroom_1c.gif) quote]Honey, it's not what it looks like! Hellboy has nothing on your Chewbacca costume...just let me explain...
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
07-03-2008, 02:47 PM
Philly Mike Wrote: "Honey, where's the Ex-Lax? I think I'm passing a Effing star destroyer in here!!!!" 
07-03-2008, 02:48 PM
On a related note, since the stormtroopers are all clones and since they presumably eat all the same foods since they are military, does their shit all look the same?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-03-2008, 03:06 PM
Admin Wrote:On a related note, since the stormtroopers are all clones and since they presumably eat all the same foods since they are military, does their shit all look the same? Yes. 
07-03-2008, 10:55 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:Lucas needs to get his product name on everything, this is the cover of the "everybody poops: Star Wars special edition". It comes with a toilet paper holder that looks like a lightsaber WIN WIN WIN ! All hail the new king bitches !
Wowie Groovie !
07-07-2008, 07:52 AM
Bobbing for apples in the frigid north can be quite dangerous.
07-07-2008, 07:57 AM
The liberals are tired of whining about global warming. Now they are blaming the endangerment of polar bears on poor diet.
That's what she said.
07-07-2008, 09:03 AM
burnking Wrote:I hope everyone had a great fourth!Damn that Fruit of the Month club, they know better than to drop off my monthly order if i'm not home.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-07-2008, 09:06 AM
burnking Wrote:I hope everyone had a great fourth! ...apple a day keeps the Doctor away...but what about the Dentist?
07-07-2008, 09:11 AM
jus' P Wrote:burnking Wrote:I hope everyone had a great fourth! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-07-2008, 11:20 AM
![[Image: _41906050_polarbear_416_ap.jpg]](http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41906000/jpg/_41906050_polarbear_416_ap.jpg) And here is Iorek taking the first bite out of the popsickle we bought
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-07-2008, 11:52 AM
burnking Wrote:I hope everyone had a great fourth! Flavore Ice had a lock on the freshest and most amazing flavor, but their delivery method needed some work.
Wowie Groovie !
07-07-2008, 12:45 PM
Philly Mike Wrote: I loved that movie!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-07-2008, 01:51 PM
Queenie Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:  I read all three books a couple of years ago, great story.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-08-2008, 07:38 AM
A few alternate ideas for the opening scene of Top Gun crash and burned.
07-08-2008, 07:45 AM
Inspector Gadget retired from detective work and began a career of racing
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
07-08-2008, 07:55 AM
burnking Wrote:Today's Pic: Race fans wondered what the "Leap Frog Day" signs at the gates were talking about. Their questions were quickly answered when they looked down on the track. 
07-08-2008, 08:50 AM
burnking Wrote:Today's Pic:teabag....Indy style
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-08-2008, 08:51 AM
burnking Wrote:Today's Pic: While RBS was distracted, Kingfisher did the 'ole bump and jump
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-08-2008, 09:37 AM
burnking Wrote:Today's Pic: Sex while driving ? A very bad idea at 200 mph
Wowie Groovie !
07-08-2008, 11:18 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:burnking Wrote:Today's Pic:teabag....Indy style Winner!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-08-2008, 11:42 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:burnking Wrote:Today's Pic:teabag....Indy style I could be a super huge nerd and point out that those are actually F-1 cars. Crap, just did...
07-08-2008, 12:53 PM
![[Image: crash2.jpg]](http://imgs.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2008/05/12/crash2.jpg) Mr. Oliver Multhaup thought it would be funny to see if the AP would actually show his photoshopped picture of his rendition of a double-decker F-1 racer, needless to say he is now signing up for unemployment.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-08-2008, 03:01 PM
potthole Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:teabag....Indy style they're just doing it in the STYLE of indy cars.....duh.... ;D
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-08-2008, 03:02 PM
Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:teabag....Indy style [drop] (Zane) Get your ass in here Tina[/drop] [drop] (Freebeer) Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner[/drop]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-08-2008, 05:30 PM
dino Wrote:burnking Wrote:Today's picture: LOL!!! Have to give credit where it is due...
07-09-2008, 01:09 AM
boizalynne Wrote:dino Wrote:"Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from her hard work on the set of 'Sex and the City'" That's cool and all, but your credit is about what ? 2 weeks over due ?
Wowie Groovie !
07-09-2008, 01:11 AM
Philly Mike Wrote: Too many GD words Skippy, get to the F'ing point !
Wowie Groovie !
07-09-2008, 04:58 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote: Yeah well, they can't all be winners. Oh, and by the way. Whatever you do, don't put more than one thought down in a single post, keep double posting it looks great.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-09-2008, 07:38 AM
burnking Wrote:F'ing hilarious. Keep it up! usually I cry after a deuce.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-09-2008, 07:46 AM
![[Image: funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdis...on-pic.jpg]](http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg) Someone took the saying "dropping the kids off at the pool" a little too literally.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-09-2008, 07:58 AM
Dad's OCD storage issues dictate that little Melvin bathe in the shitter.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-09-2008, 09:01 AM
burnking Wrote:F'ing hilarious. Keep it up! Quick, get the PLUNGER!!!! I found out where they're coming from!!!! 
07-09-2008, 09:07 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Thanks boizboizalynne Wrote:LOL!!!That's cool and all, but your credit is about what ? 2 weeks over due ? Any credit is good credit in my book.....I don't care if it was a month late. Better late than never in my book!
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