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let's look at Biff's posts and see if we can guess how old he is....
it's quite an conondrum as he's computer savy yet....speaks like an old man would.....hmmm
lets all take guesses and poke fun at our great leader
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65...Darn Tootin!
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wienerpoopie Wrote:65...Darn Tootin!
Get off the lawn
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:65...Darn Tootin!
Get off the lawn
*sits next to Old Man Hot Wings*
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wienerpoopie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Get off the lawn
*sits next to Old Man Hot Wings*
everybody hates your thread....it sucks
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I walked 6 miles to school uphill both ways in 4 feet of snow when 6 miles was 6 miles and not a two house walk to a bus stop.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:I walked 6 miles to school uphill both ways in 4 feet of snow when 6 miles was 6 miles and not a two house walk to a bus stop.
Lets see.....in 1935 they changed the standard 'mile' to a 'lazy mile' in which 2 houses can snugly fit....so if Biff was still walking to school he has to be atleast 60 but maybe as old as 78...
what?
thanks for the bump
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You have become the new titan
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Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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[quote="wienerpoopie"]You have become the new titan
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Now we know the real story. Dude Shadoway didn't die, he retired and became a message board admin.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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Opus Wrote:Now we know the real story. Dude Shadoway didn't die, he retired and became a message board admin.
:o
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!@
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And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
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Admin Wrote:And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
and don't forget our weinerdog
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HAHA...meddling kids...
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
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Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
who's trying....i'm comedic gold
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Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:If I change you from pink to the normal color will you promise to stop trying to be funny?
was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
No it was for being smart.
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Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:was the pink an attempt at punishment for being stupid?
No it was for being smart.
ahh shucks....hyuck
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
3 wars back we called sauerkraut Liberty Cabbage. And we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw.
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+1 for The Simpsons reference
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ratrad Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
+1 for The Simpsons reference hooray!
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Admin Wrote:Im rich as hell because my dad invented the wheel...
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Admin Wrote:...and domesticated animals
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wienerpoopie Wrote:Admin Wrote:...and domesticated animals
he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:
he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
Dammit get off Biff's ass . . . I'm just as effin old as him . . why you gotta eff up 2 peoples worlds!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:he invented domesticated animals...or he domesticated wild animals.....
either way i'm impressed...i just want the facts when i tell my grandchildren about the Great Biff Mayhem
Dammit get off Biff's ass . . . I'm just as effin old as him . . why you gotta eff up 2 peoples worlds!!! How do you know for sure? Potthole is the only one who knows my true age.
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And for the right price, I might be convinced to sing.
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potthole Wrote:And for the right price, I might be convinced to sing.
1 karma!
you could use it
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who gives a Eff about this d-bag
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Brian Wrote:who gives a eff about this d-bag
After reading your last 10 posts I have come to the conclusion you have Down syndrome
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I have found a super rare photo of Biff....lets be the judge of his age....I beleive the picture was taken during his 'back to college' days
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I do actually happen to have some rare ones of him. Only thing is, he's got some to use against me, too, so I'm not sharing.
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I have found a super rare photo of Biff....lets be the judge of his age....I beleive the picture was taken during his 'back to college' days
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Momma?
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I think it should be a contest. First person to get it right earns mega-karma.
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