06-24-2008, 08:21 AM
Anyhting goes as long as, of course, it ends in... "Produce Joe, tell me how my taint look!"
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06-24-2008, 08:26 AM
The name's Markie, I got the family tree
with a fire that'll burn ya in the third degree and in a flash, made some cash smoked some hash, drank some Hennessey a rocket in my pocket comin' straight outta Tennesee Producer Joe! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK! 
06-24-2008, 08:35 AM
Mark the Valet Wrote:The name's Markie, I got the family tree +1
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
06-24-2008, 08:39 AM
If you in the studio, and smell that stank
zane just farted, on HW's crank. if you find yourself, in a hole, just yell out, dadoo superbowl, i know that was bad, please don't boo cause i got hot stuff, comin thru (lisp) Producer Joe! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK! 
06-24-2008, 08:42 AM
toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank I love it!!!!! 
06-24-2008, 08:47 AM
mainerliser Wrote:toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank Congratulations then, you're both morons who suck at life...
06-24-2008, 08:48 AM
toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank Epic fail! 
06-24-2008, 09:02 AM
My rhyming skills are hard to match
forum guys think I'm THE catch you won't find me in tubgirl pose 'cause I'm much better than all the hos treat me wrong, I'll play the bitch do me right, I'll scratch your itch that's all I got, there ain't no more PRODUCER JOE Tell me how my taint look!
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
06-24-2008, 04:03 PM
rollin in the p-wagon every day
or ridin' his bike gettin in the way for the latest news, send it over to joe except maybe when a bus explodes some kind of poser he is not he says to the ladies "wow, hot" as producers go he's writin the book Producer Joe! Tell me how my taint look! 
06-24-2008, 04:05 PM
My name is Jimbo Zane and thats a fact
if you don't like it then got off my back WORD!
06-24-2008, 05:45 PM
Is it just me, or do you hear the EZ Rhymes freestyle music in the back of your head everytime you read one of these?
06-24-2008, 08:33 PM
My name is Zig, I'm on the mic
I ain't no pig, I ain't no dyke I will dance a jig, somethin' you will like My junk is big, a tower look alike PRODUCER JOE, TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK! 
06-24-2008, 08:45 PM
Kaboobie here, it's Philly Mike yo,
it's my turn to get up here and flow. Zane rides a scooter that looks kinda gay Every day Hotwings tells us what he has to say. Freebeer is the wheel that keeps things correct, the interns all work and they don't get a check. Last but not least another on the show, he's the one I have a question for, PRODUCER JOE, TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
06-24-2008, 08:55 PM
vsangelchick Wrote:My rhyming skills are hard to match ill do you right!
06-24-2008, 09:21 PM
Someone needs to get an audio clip of the Freestyle bit that they just did today. (6/24) Starting where the shaq part ended and the Freestyling started. Because it went from a small joke and just escalated out of control to PRODUCER JOE!!! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
And it had me almost rolling on the ground in laughter. one of the best bits i've heard in a LONG time. 
06-24-2008, 09:32 PM
morecowbell Wrote:Is it just me, or do you hear the EZ Rhymes freestyle music in the back of your head everytime you read one of these? To quote my favorite EZ Rhyme diddy... "Cuz I was walkin' down the street, Beatin' my meat! When I saw a lovely girl, So sweet and petite!" I wish we could hear more of Zane rapping.
06-24-2008, 10:24 PM
joe and zane are definetaly gay
i saw them both at the bar the other day zane had his hand in joes left pocket movin' it around and tuggin' on his rocket zane brought him to the bathroom to hit it from the back hoped joe wouldnt freak out about his two nutsacks "where's your leg hair" joe pulled off his coveralls zane removed his "do you have four balls?" they got it on anyway, zane shouted out... PRODUCER JOE! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
06-25-2008, 05:45 AM
Ok, I'm not functioning yet.. but here goes...
My names Lady Peyton and im here to say I listen to the show most everyday Early in the morning, going to work Good ol zane, always being a jerk, Drivin through the streets cut off by a minger I honk my horn give that ho the finger If I had an airhorn id blow you away The most action you 
06-25-2008, 07:03 AM
I'm a love grenade, I'm comin in
bitches all love to pull my pin Pull too fast, im gonna blow Waste of time if you pull too slow Motorboat those cans, like Dick Nixon At Watergate, he got his fixin. Caused him to say "i am not a crook" But, PRODUCER JOE, Tell me how my taint look 
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:Kaboobie here, it's Philly Mike yo, I love this one. Favorite so far.
06-25-2008, 07:03 PM
Zane's gay, now let's all laugh
He and Joe go and take a baff FB and HW are the poop They throw ropes in their fruit loop IPJ bumps uglies with Sean the Meth Trucker in his big rig Then Joe made her squeal like a pig Zane gave mouth party to a fishhook Producer Joe, Tell me how my taint look! 
06-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Just from the subject, I thought this thread would be about putting things in the microwave and seeing what happens. That's a big reason to tune in, right there!
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