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I was playing trivial pursuit on my phone while in line at the DMV and the following question came up
"What does a xenophobe fear?"
The choices?
a) Fear of copiers
b) Fear of foreigners
c) Fear of warrior princesses
I laughed out loud.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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Torque Wrote:I was playing trivial pursuit on my phone while in line at the DMV and the following question came up
"What does a xenophobe fear?"
The choices?
a) Fear of copiers
b) Fear of foreigners
c) Fear of warrior princesses
I laughed out loud.
Come on, we all know the answer is c) Fear of warrior princesses.
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I myself found her jawline quite scary.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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Fact: While in 6th grade, I could produce a perfect, tone for tone, imitation of Xena's warrior cry.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Is there audio of this? You should try again, I bet it's like riding a bike!
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Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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No audio, but I have a handful of people that can confirm it.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Torque Wrote:I myself found her jawline quite scary.
yeah but renee o'connor was hot.
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Boobs are gluton free
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damnit
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its ok howie...
Went to see Paranormal Activity tonight.... Im now scared shitless
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I like drinking!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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The largest meteorite crater in the world is in Winslow, Arizona. It is 4,150 feet across and 150 feet deep.
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Random Fact: I am a sexual dynamo...but I'm so ugly the female population won't give me a chance...FML....
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boaz Wrote:Random Fact: I am a sexual dynamo...but I'm so ugly the female population won't give me a chance...FML....
You are not!! (ugly that is . . .
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