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[diceisgod]

Bad Porn

Chapter 1: Dickheads

Dudes that talk and try to be clever and funny and witty I want their nuts torn off & mailed to their parents. I think the girl in this vid is bree olsen? Might be wrong but whaever the cunt, she a fuckin doll and that fuckin PIG holdin camara or somwhere won't shut his fucking mouf. I could sooner jerk off looking at my sister than this SHIT. WHO CAN WATCH THIS SHIT! WHO PAYS!

Bree (maybe): http://www.wannawatch.com/hosted/index.p...toe_mov238

[diceisgod]

Chapter 2: Cunts

HER fucking mouf now!! This chick, I see her all around, she's fuckin hot and I want bone. You listen to this shit coming out of her face though, I fucking want to Cape Fear her. How stupid do you got to be to get a hard-on listening to this forced trash dialog. I fuck her face for her.

Cailey: http://galleries.tugjobqueens.com/free/1...3/1000647/

[diceisgod]

Chapter 3: Fetishes

I gotta vent here or I'm gonna fucking shoot myself in the face.Here's a fucking kicker. There's so many of these they're all fucking ridiculous. I'm on a cunt hunch now and zipping throhg some "panty hose" galleries. The chick I'm looking for i find she's there with fucking pantyhose over her head. Not on the legs, her head, face covered. Ok it's totally repuignat like "Winking" which incidentally is intewoven thoughout all the pantyhose freaks - apparently the source of this site has many Russian site clips - they are a filthy peoples, it; sbeen established, but to be fair they are not alone in the followng disgusting shit:

Don't do this (and I'm just rippin beyond fetishes here most likely and won;t mention obvious):
1) Pantyhose over you face
2) Wink you asshole - you filth
3) Fist or put more than 3 fingers in your snatch - it's a fuckin' repugnance
4) Shove things longer and/or thicker than your forearm in your ass or cunt
5) Don;'t smile or laugh like it's happy time. It's fuck time! Snarl!
6) Fuck niggers darker than an ink well, cocks longer than a rattlesnake
7) Film grey haired people, trannys, faggots, if you must keep it away from the straight material.
8 ) Film puppy dog nose pussies - ie dark discoloration on or around a twat is fucking vomitous, your forearm and you cunt just before the folds start to crease should be the same hue. This is a tie in with BA's nice treatise regarding nigger pussies. Surprisingly though these melanin fucks are dark dark they seem to have a large percentage of the pics you find out there of the noir grayscale type fucking blotchy or fucking rainbow patternend cunts. On a side note, go to Craigs List and look at some of the nigger pussies they expect you to pay for - pics everywhere, if it's not a fucking camwhore or dirty sex talk cunt crowding the forum with shit, it's a picture of a fat discolored black brown purple puppy-nosed nigger pussy! The white's have it much more profoundly though. It looks like they smeared shoit on theior cunt lips but it's not shit, it; sstains or something or cock skids. Whatever it is, it;s a fucking fuck fuck - I don't have a word here for this I'm so fucking rattled right now

There is much more but i got to stop. But let me say this, my recent foray into insanity and subsequent embrace and attempt to further cement the relationship, I have devised formal, systematic and scientific methods of recognizing particlar porn stars by their pussy creases. I have charts, I have categories, sketches. I ahve fopund patterns and a fintite number of of pussy crease classes. The reason I have developed this method (and intend to market, and sell) is that some of these fucking thumb nail vid galleries, they only show a close up pic of a their pussies and it might as well be a fucking tucked in set of cock and balls for all we know. Certainly number 9 above would be no closeup pussy shots or anything else. I need some distance, i need to see face and figure. A chick snarling at me is not sufficent, I need to see perfect legs, as much of the torso as possible and as less of the cock sucker(s) railing her as possible. My system of pussy crease recognition will be FBI class when I am done refining. & testing. Pussy creases, Mr. Valentine. The wave of the future.

[diceisgod]

Chapter 4: Horcruxes

Now I'm fucking sorting through index cards. I'm making sketches of the prototypical pussy creases that are associated with the various classes. It's a finite number that is currently confidential until my autobiography is released. I will quiz myself endlessly until mastery. But what I can state is that each class is divided into sub categories . Each sub categpory is made up several of the many flavor of quarks there are - see your local particle physics textbook. This is a deep fuckin theory, man. You gimme me a fuckin pussy crease and I'll make you something outta it, in fact I'll make a detailed composite sketch of the bitch head to toe..OH! I see pussy creases in clouds. That's not a fucking Grim, that 's fucking Nicole Sheridan with a new clit ring (barbell, 4 millimeters) READ MY FUCKING BOOK, COCKSUCKER! Anyway I can see Christ and he is sitting just behind me on the couch. If I sit here any longer and continue, I will indeed turn into the Lawnmower Man or my soul will tear sufficently to make a Horcrux. Gute nacht.

[Goatweed]

I couldn't have said it better.