for your next birthday gift idea

[Keyser Soze]

so that explains your disappearance

[The Sleeper]

obviously

[Keyser Soze]

so which one was it?

[The Sleeper]

the pink vagina one

[Keyser Soze]

which insert?

[The Sleeper]

there's only one

[TheGMANN]

Which STD ?

[Keyser Soze]

no, there are like 4 different inserts.

[Mad]

If it doesn't look like a toilet he wants no part of it.

[The Sleeper]

penis lumps

[TheGMANN]

Is it oozing with the puss yet ?

[The Sleeper]

no, i didn't get the anal one

[Keyser Soze]

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[GonzoStyle]

I got the extra tight one since my penis is so tiny and I got it in the mocha color since I have nigger fever.

[The Sleeper]

seriously, watch out for lumps and also don't be surprised if your penis hurts for a week afterwards

[GonzoStyle]

You're supposed to use lubricant...

[The Sleeper]

oh shit

[Keyser Soze]

someone please teach the kid how to fuck.

[GonzoStyle]

you're supposed to lube up the orafice and your penis, plus I guess warm it up or something. Someone was a little too eager and skipped over the directions.

[The Jays]

I'm glad I had a reason to remove The Badge of Shame