When I was a fat kid (maybe 10 or 11), I got my fat leg stuck in a see-saw once. There were 2 bars for each pair of seats for stability, and I was walking up the bar, planning on walking down the other side (because that

Am I the only one who is fed up with the people calling in to bitch the guys out about "talking about politics?"

Here are the facts: the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show do NOT discuss issues. They make fun of errors the candidates make, just as they do with actors, singers, other radio guys, normal citizens, tv people, etc. I challenge ANYBODY to find me a segment where they say "I agree with McCain/Obama on (insert issue here)." (I am a podcaster and I have every segment for about the past year.

So, to everyone who calls in to bitch out the guys about "talking about politics," grow some balls, learn how to detect humor, and stop calling the show.

Thanks
-Pat Mcgroin

Do they save lives? Sure however, I think that it should be your choice to wear them.
In my opinion, this law is nothing more than a reason to pull you over and take your cash.

You are protected in a car far better than on a motorcycle.
So when was the last time you seen someone on a motorcycle wearing a seat belt?

With that said, Bikers should also have the option to wear a helmet.

Whack my dad in the nose. :-[

This message has been moved to I can't wait to talk about........ by Howie Feltersnatch.

I love the intros, but is there anyway we can get some new ones. ive only heard one new one in the last year.

Did anyone get or play it yet? I have some gift cards for Best Buy I need to use.

...from my big gay coworker:

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Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias, and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.



With the Red States on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson, and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent think that Saddam was involved in 9/11, and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

Blue States

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i don't pretend to know this stuff. but i think it can inspire some equally over-the-top reactions, and that spells funny to me.

disputes? :o

What is that clip they play of the lady screaming about a fire and where can I see it?!