Why does Line of Doom(read Gay) always result in guys making out? Where are the chicks? And why are the show members so into it...also why am I still listening?

“Top 5 Things that you have done that make you either a nerd, redneck, or a gay.”

Go!

From the Man in Pink

Free Beer being on ESPN got me thinking. Has anyone else been on national tv, even for a couple seconds?
In June of 2001, I went to New York City, and I went to the WWF's restaurant in Times Square, and the wrestling just happened to be in Madison Square Garden at the time. Booker T made his debut and Steve Austin and Kurt Angle were mad, so they came across town and stormed in, came down these stairs and I'm standing there at the bottom of the stairs when they go by. I was like, 6 months pregnant and looked horrible. It was a really stupid one, but it made me curious if anyone else from here had a moment like that. YouTube would be great if you had it, I've tried to find mine but it was never posted

Is anybody watching this? It's sinfully boring to me because I can't stand NASCAR. But it was worth it to see FB. Apparently he doesn't just have that retarded expression on his face for photos. It's the same for videos. The camera is about two inches from his face and his mouth is gapping like he's ready to take a shot.

Phone Topic for today: Do you have a man cave, or secret hiding place?

Another from Howie.

Quick note: I am going on vacation next week, but I have every intention of posting the create a caption threads. I know Queenie's got my back in case I forget.

Phone topic #2 for today: Adult Poor Sport moments.

Call in topic 1: I was a stupid kid because...

I was a stupid kid for many reasons. One time I was in some kind of Bible study in the middle of winter. We were all sitting on the floor, and I was on the floor by the outside door. I noticed this things on the floor, they looked like little diamonds except they were really foggy. I noticed my fingers were really powdery after touching the diamonds, so I touched it to the tip of my tounge. Salty. They were salt crystals, and the biggest ones I'd ever seen. Naturally, I ate about a handful, not thinking as to why salt was on the ground in the church. Then I saw the bag. The bag of road salt, with the poison control number, "Keep out of the reach of children," and other warnings on it.

Yeah, I was 8 years old...old enough to know better...

Tell someone "EFF YOU"* in this thread, serious or not.

I would like to tell Krys "Eff you," because you're in the chat but not saying anything.


*No promises on quality of friendship after said telling of Effing Off has been told.