How old is Biff?

[Queenie]

I think it should be a contest. First person to get it right earns mega-karma.

I'm guessing 36.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I think it should be a contest. First person to get it right earns mega-karma.

I'm guessing 36.

35

does it work like the price is right? closest without going over?

I BID $1 BIFF $1!!!!11

[peachs]

yeah I'd guess 39

[Howie Feltersnatch]

do you not put your birthday on anything?

[peachs]

do you not put your birthday on anything?

whom??

[Howie Feltersnatch]

do you not put your birthday on anything?

whom??

Biff....his myspace, his ebay, his livejournal, his underpants...none have his birthday on them

[peachs]

whom??

Biff....his myspace, his ebay, his livejournal, his underpants...none have his birthday on them

haha ok, for a second there, I thought you were talking to me lol

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Last night i had a dream and in the dream Biff appeared on tv for whatever reason. the only thing i remember is thinking "Man, Biff really looks old...I guessed way too young"

thats all i remember from the dream



Translation:

I spend too much time on here

[Wiener Poopie]

Translation:

I spend too much time on here masturbating

WHAT?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Translation:

I spend too much time on here masturbating

WHAT?

you have 1000016 more karma than me...don't talk to me about time spent kiss ass

[Queenie]

Last night i had a dream and in the dream Biff appeared on tv for whatever reason. the only thing i remember is thinking "Man, Biff really looks old...I guessed way too young"

thats all i remember from the dream



Translation:

I spend too much time on here

It is kinda funny how this shit creeps up into your dreams :o

[Biff]

Last night i had a dream and in the dream Biff appeared on tv for whatever reason. the only thing i remember is thinking "Man, Biff really looks old...I guessed way too young"

thats all i remember from the dream



Translation:

I spend too much time on here

www.talonse.com/pcomm.wmv

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Last night i had a dream and in the dream Biff appeared on tv for whatever reason. the only thing i remember is thinking "Man, Biff really looks old...I guessed way too young"

thats all i remember from the dream



Translation:

I spend too much time on here

www.talonse.com/pcomm.wmv

is that you?

i don't get it...

[Biff]

that's your dream come true

[Howie Feltersnatch]

that's your dream come true

Me....

[Wiener Poopie]

that's your dream come true

A new house?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

that's your dream come true

A new house?

ok it's not just me

I think biff may have forgotten that we haven't seen an un-warped pic of him...so i wouldn't recognize him if he was standing in my office.

[Queenie]

That's not Biff . . . or at least that's not Biff's wife. I've seen an unwarped pic of her.

[Wiener Poopie]

Biff are you a realtor?

[Queenie]

Biff are you a realtor?

Oh Lord don't say realtors. I have to deal with them all effin day long and their stupid questions. (I apologize if I have unintentionally hurt a realtors feelings with this statement).

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Biff are you a realtor?

Oh Lord don't say realtors. I have to deal with them all effin day long and their stupid questions. (I apologize if I have unintentionally hurt a realtors feelings with this statement).

:'( :'( :'(

[Howie Feltersnatch]

It really twists my pickle when Biff posts a random video or says something and then doesn't explain it.....


and by me posting this he'll do it to me more often....

ah well...I got to say twist my pickle

[peachs]

It really twists my pickle when Biff posts a random video or says something and then doesn't explain it.....


and by me posting this he'll do it to me more often....

ah well...I got to say twist my pickle

I'm quite fond of "chaps my ass" and "skins my cat"

[Biff]

I have nothing better to do than to sit here waiting to answer your questions.

1. Howie had a dream he saw me on tv.

2. I post a commercial, with the caption "your dream come true", where you can hear my voice which is the same voice you all heard say "darn tootin".

3. I'm surrounded by geniuses.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I have nothing better to do than to sit here waiting to answer your questions.

1. Howie had a dream he saw me on tv.

2. I post a commercial, with the caption "your dream come true", where you can hear my voice which is the same voice you all heard say "darn tootin".

3. I'm surrounded by geniuses.

you didn't talk in my dream.....duh! :

[peachs]

I have nothing better to do than to sit here waiting to answer your questions.

1. Howie had a dream he saw me on tv.

2. I post a commercial, with the caption "your dream come true", where you can hear my voice which is the same voice you all heard say "darn tootin".

3. I'm surrounded by geniuses.

you're not the only one who's always surrounded by geniuses

[Biff]

I have nothing better to do than to sit here waiting to answer your questions.

1. Howie had a dream he saw me on tv.

2. I post a commercial, with the caption "your dream come true", where you can hear my voice which is the same voice you all heard say "darn tootin".

3. I'm surrounded by geniuses.

you didn't talk in my dream.....duh! :

Where do commercials appear?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

you didn't talk in my dream.....duh! :

Where do commercials appear?

television...and radio...some movies

[Wiener Poopie]

3. I'm surrounded by geniuses.

I LIKE TURTLES!

[Biff]

Where do commercials appear?

television...and radio...some movies

So you say you had a dream you saw me on tv. I quote your post, post a link to a television commercial, and say "your dream come true"...and then.....

oh eff it.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

television...and radio...some movies

So you say you had a dream you saw me on tv. I quote your post, post a link to a television commercial, and say "your dream come true"...and then.....

oh eff it.

let me watch the vid again....

[Howie Feltersnatch]

So you say you had a dream you saw me on tv. I quote your post, post a link to a television commercial, and say "your dream come true"...and then.....

oh eff it.

let me watch the vid again....

The clip was 30 seconds long....you talked quietly for 3 seconds....and mumbled on top of it....

If at the very end of the commercial you said 'Darn Tootin'!" we may have caught on

Now we know...Biff has a cowlick

[Queenie]

I'm having a ball watchin this . . .

[peachs]

I'm having a ball watchin this . . .

yes, yes me too

[Howie Feltersnatch]

[peachs]

I prefer milk duds and sour patch kids

[Wiener Poopie]

Coke n' Rum

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Coke n' Rum

you can't cut a hole in the bottom of a milk dud box or a rum and coke....

;D


surprise! a buttery dob

[peachs]

Coke n' Rum

you can't cut a hole in the bottom of a milk dud box or a rum and coke....

;D


surprise! a buttery dob

haha.. I knew that was coming

[Howie Feltersnatch]

you can't cut a hole in the bottom of a milk dud box or a rum and coke....

;D


surprise! a buttery dob

haha.. I knew that was coming

i just realized what thread this was in...we got way off track...
GD Biff looks young for a 80 year old man