http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html

Good luck not wasting time at work today! :o

Sometime ago the guys did a segment where people called in and talked about things that they were either and expert or a nerd about.

The idea being that we are all experts at something, and we're all nerds about something.

For me, some would say i'm an espert at photography, but I would not give myself that label there's just too much that I don't know to be called an expert. I do however consider myself to be a professional. Hmm now that I'm done patting myself on the back.

I'm an expert at ... well nothing is coming to mind

However I am a huge drolling nerd about The Simpsons.

Obama stated that if a Senator or House Representative put earmarks aka pork in a bill that he would shame them. I vote that the ones that put it in this just past bill should have to have a shaming. I say they should have to dress up in a Porky Pig costume, faces exposed with a snout on them, with their name and how much their pork was, and be televised on camera during session....That is shaming.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/0...index.html

Dude survived an unprotected trip over the falls, and must be one crazy effer.

Can you believe this is news? This fat Eff is always ripping the guys off! I remember when pj lost a bunch of weight awhile back. Now, this jello glob is copying another bit!

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/Biggest_L...o_Daybreak

I'm going to be saving this one for the next time my mom sends me one...maybe this will do the trick!

Quote:If you send this message off to 20 people within the next 4 days, and each of them send it off to 20 other people within 4 days...

In 40 days, approximately 10 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet.

From day 40 to day 44, an additional 200 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet, at an average of 50 trillion messages per day.

From day 44 to 48, an additional 4,000 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet, at an average of 1,000 trillion messages a day, 41.7 trillion messages per hour, 694 billion messages per minute, or 11.6 billion messages per second.

Of course, the Internet will have ground to a complete halt way before then, and a good thing too, because by day 44 (assuming each man, woman and child in the world is tied to the Internet) you would have to respond to about 2 chain email letters per second, sending off 20 responses each second, giving you 5/100 of a second to send each message. If you drop the ball, you will break about 1,800,000 chain letters per day, bringing almost two million times the bad luck upon yourself than if you broke the first chain letter to begin with.

The logical conclusion? It is better to break the initial chain letter and receive one dose of bad luck than to continue the chain letter, and by day 44, receive 1,800,000 doses of bad luck.

I knew one poor fellow who ended up in such a circumstance. He ended up having 287,345 heart attacks, losing 5,137 wives, got fired from at least 100,000 jobs, and was run over by a truck. His Visa card was also revoked. Nobody liked him anymore. He finally ended up committing suicide 459 times, but he was so unlucky, he was never successful. Finally, he resigned to the idea of not dying, and was immediately hit by a meteorite and vaporized. But his cells went on to experience even more bad luck...

Did anyone hear Hotwings' S-bomb on Tuesday? What's up with that? I wish I knew which segment it was, I can't remember. He had a FreeBeer-ism. I think he was trying to say "situated." I can't believe they didn't dump.

Here's an idea for a Joe stunt.

Take a Circular saw, and turn it on, then pull the plug, and while the blade is still spinning, have Je try to make it stop with his face.

This should be good for a few laughs.

They started discussing this on the show today, but I don't think they ever got to the bit (imagine that?!).

Here's mine:

Ms. Paper Doll Lady - on most days, at one time or another, when I walk by the receptionist, I find she is playing online at some website where she "dresses up" dolls. This woman is 40+ years old and is playing dress up with dolls. To each his own I reckon.

On the days when she isn't Ms. Paper Doll Lady, she is referred to as Ms. Bi-Polar. She can be a sweet as pie one day and then be a bitch from hell the next. We chalk it up to her not taking her medicine. I am not in any way making fun of someone who has the real disorder, this woman is just moody as hell. I've actually asked her before whether or not she was bi-polar (that wasn't such a good day after that).


So, have you pinned a nickname on somebody?