Joe is about to spin and eating foot skin is one of the options.

They've been talking about this stunt for a while now and my wife has also been talking about getting a ped-egg. Everytime she mentions 'ped-egg' I gag because I think of Joe possibly eating the skin flakes.

I will not listen/view this stunt and will probably throw up if I do.



But I want it to happen

They were talking about this today. I think one of the stunts was the Wheelchair A-Hole, but I don't know what the other one was. Any ideas?

Is there one you just are dying to see. Or maybe a combination of some of these?

I had to throw out my hamster story after hearing Zanes this morning. I once bought two baby hamsters. I think they might have been siblings. Had them a little while nothing too exciting and then the female got pregnant. I was excited. I love animals. So the mom had the babys. There was four of them. Then there was three,two,etc. I figured out that the mom was eating them one by one. On top of that, after she was done, she clawed out the dads eyes. After he died,I took her back to the pet store and told them I didn't want her anymore. They took her back. I was in junior high. I had no clue that you are soposed to seperate them when they have babys. I do now. I will never own a hamster or anything similer again. My kids wont either.

Yes, this is a kitten I rescued last summer. She developed this odd past-time of nursing on her own paw. I think this came about when she lost a nail from one of her extra toes and was well, nursing it back to health. It's all I can figure.


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Anyone else ever seen a cat do this?

10 albums that defined you as a person for a time.


In no particular order


Cake - Fashion Nugget
Tool - Aenema
Silverchair - Frostomp
Deftones - Around the Fur
Alkaline Trio - Alkaline Trio
Bush - Razoblade Suitcase
Greenday - Dookie
NIN - The Fragile
Pearl Jam - Ten
Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infiniate Sadness



We could probably do 15 or even 25 albums but...ten is nice.

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What are some on-going arguments that you have had with your friends, that you know you're right, and they are stupid.

Mine is dumb. Assume you were in the back of a pick-up, traveling down the highway at 70mph, with a car following closely behind. Now, if you were to jump out of the back of the truck, and land on the windshield of the trailing car, what would happen? (Assuming that you don't land feet first, or head first... as much surface area hitting the windshield as possible.) Would you crack the windshield and bounce off, or would you shatter it and go through, and into the car?

my idea for a super is called Awesome Ranger Dan, becuase Dan is my dad's name, i don't know him though, i'd like to think that he is Awesome ranger dan and doesn't leave with mom and me because he is too busy being an awesome superhero.
ARD (for short) would have a helicoptor with wheels on it in case he had to go thru a tunnel. his secret base would be the libary so he could read about crime and how to stop it all day. Also it is next to a Wendy's. ARD likes their baked potatoes. ARD wouldn't have any other powers than knowing Kung Fu and 10 languages (but only bad words like damn) He would use Karate Chops the most because if he kicked too hard he might kill someone and that is bad because superheroes don't kill people.
ARD's secret Identity would be Chester Knowles. It's best because his secret name isn't Dan, I don't even think Dan is his real name?!
But any superhero has an arch nemesis. ARD's would be Electric Dracula. Electric Dracula is like regular dracula except he has lightning powers because he was in space and was exposed to cosmic rays.

I think ARD would have a partner named Titanium Tim. Sometimes i hear mom talking about a guy named Tim, but she doesn't like him, she calls him a "Husband stealing faggot bastard"
I don't know what that means, but mom always has her Mad Face on when she says it.
The End

Because I didn't learn my lesson about dumb stories for fun the first time